Hooked on Ebonics Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose. 2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both. 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house. 6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bullsh*t, dat watch Israel. 7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb. 8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine. 9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. 10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break. 11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner? 12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. 13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? 14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the t*** on this hoe. 15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions. 16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. 17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify. 18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife. ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know. [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited November 24, 2000).]
LOL ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
thats great! ive seen another one, same thing, different word impotent - i wore a suit cuz i said if im gonna be impotent i bettah look impotent (or something like that) ------------------ people who are related dont have to look alike. my mom and dad dont resemble each other at all
