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[Hoax?] Attack on Houston

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by drapg, Dec 26, 2004.

  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    I just received this in an e-mail.

    http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/12/306501.shtml


    ALERT! ALERT! Possible Stage-attack on Dec. 27th
    author: could be Atlanta, Dallas or Houston

    found this at TRUTHSEEKER's website, and while I certainly hope it's hype, we
    must take into consideration "who" the player's are, and then...take caution
    accordingly. I'll toss this out there for your due considerations thereof!

    If it's hype, so be it!

    If it is based on TRUTH, then the more knowledge aforehand, will keep these
    creeps from going forth with any evilness...the more know, the less likely
    they'll undertake such an endeavor! Make sense?
    A Staged Attack on Atlanta, Dallas or Houston on Dec 27???
    From a former Bundesnachrichtendienst member-- Intel Expert


    (We cannot verify or dismiss out of hand the following. However if genuine, advance publicity may actually prevent its occurrence. Ed.)

    Paul Wofowitz will authorise the detonation of a nuclear payload in the Houston area on December 27, 2004. The Hidden Hand network (Mossad/al-Qaeda/SAS) of which he is the nominal controller has verified in advance every aspect of operational integrity - a failsafe job with zero chance of discovery.

    Houston has been primed for months via deliberate mismanagement, incompetence, corruption and embezzlement at its FEMA-independent Emergency Center. The police and fire services have been deliberately and systematically sabotaged and thrown into administrative chaos so as to ensure maximum fatalities in the aftermath of the detonation. However, the existence of the center will provide the Bush administration with a "we did everything we could" excuse.


    We believe the Hidden Hand envisages the following scenario:

    1. Detonation on Dec 27 (could be delayed, but all our intercepts point to this date)

    2. The State Department blames "al-Qaeda", whose leaders are allegedly hiding in Iran

    3. Iran (truthfully) denies giving refuge to said leaders

    4. Bush issues Iran with a cowboy-style deadline for delivery of alleged leaders

    5. Iran fails to comply because it cannot

    6. UN convenes in emergency session - no agreement (Watch Ariel Sharon quietly flee to his private estate in Greece)

    7. Other foreign intelligence agencies dispute the State Department version

    8. Happily for Wolfowitz, Osama bin Laden releases a videotape claiming responsibility, warning America not to attack his "brave warriors" in Iran

    9. American fighters launch a "decapitation" attack on the Iranian government and alleged "al-Qaeda" bases

    We know that the Wolfowitz network has concealed a remote-controlled nuclear payload in the Houston area. None of our intercepts give us exact coordinates. We have also heard the same code system used in regard to Atlanta and Dallas, although not with the same frequency. We believe that Mara Salvatruchas, the CIA-run Salvadora syndicate, is peripherally involved with the Wolfowitz network in protecting and running cover for a rogue ex-SAS British assassin who is perhaps the world´s leading logistics and reconnaisance expert.

    Last known as either Frank Riley or Terence Lawley, we believe that he was responsible for the murder of nuclear physicist John Mullen on June 29. Mullen was approached by a Hidden Hand contact man posing as a CIA agent at the behest of Wolfowitz on February 12, 2003, and was asked to provide the "CIA" with an hypothetical schematic of a remote-controlled, trunk-sized nuclear device with a payload "several times greater than ´Fat Man´" (in the interests of nationaly security). Mullen was told that the hypothetical impact area would be "a city the size of Houston". Mullen complied with this request but grew suspicious toward the end of 2003 and abruptly ended his cooperation.

    At the beginning of June, Mr Mullen decided to contact the staff of former National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger, with a view to discussing his CIA work with him. At the time Berger was too busy too see him immediately owing to his work as foreign policy adviser to John Kerry. We believe that this is what sealed the fate of Mr Mullen, as Sandy Berger does indeed have informal links to the Wolfowitz network and it is conceivable that Berger warned Hidden Hand. Incidentally, three weeks later Berger was charged by the FBI with the theft of critical documents from the National Archive relating to evidence that he had helped Wolfowitz facilitate the 9-11 attacks.

    Wolfowitz is also running a Mossad agent in the Houston area called Avner Meir, whose present status is unknown, but we believe he is currently holding a visitor´s visa. His job is to facilitate the smuggling of Muslims (any Muslims will do) across the Mexican border and provide them with accomodation and distress funds under the asuspices of a fake charitable organisation. We suspect that Meir, also a master forger, will provide the unwitting Muslims with forged US passports and driving licences, plenty of Muslim literature, commendations and enough money to be "seen and remembered".

    This was the basis of my discussions with American diplomatic personnel in Frankfurt yesterday, both of whom have been locked in secret discussions with the German government over, among many other things, their application for political refugee status in the event of making this known to the media.

    The far side of the CIA and Mossad have been ordered to drop any plans they may have had for bombing the financial district of Frankfurt, including the European Central Bank. The Wolfowitz Network has decided that the Houston detonation must take priority over everything else.

    All of our intercepts, field information and disclosures from former (and not so former!) US diplomatic personnel, tell us that the American people are being set up for another, but even more devastating, 9-11 tragedy in which a tiny group of people will gain enormously at the expense of the rest of the world.
     
  2. synergy

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    i call b.s
     
  3. pasox2

    pasox2 Member
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    Is this a video game?

    Why the Wolf hate? What makes him special?
     
  4. KaiSeR SoZe

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    hold on I just got this e-mail in a few minutes ago:

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  5. bigtexxx

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    Crap, I need to get my money from those Nigerians who knew my dead relative before Houston gets blown up!
     
  6. weakfromtoday

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    What's Alex Jones saying about this?

    :)
     
  7. Jeff

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    Yeah, you guys remember when the poles shifted and water covered a big chunk of the planet on May 5, 2000?

    [​IMG]
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    The strange thing is that if they ever launched a nuke attack on the country with the largest nuclear arsenal, the middle east would be a glass parking lot in under 12 hours.

    DD
     
  9. lpbman

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    I don't think glass will make for much of a parking lot, come to think of it
     
  10. Preston27

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    It would be really thick glass.
     
  11. Gutter Snipe

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    The funniest part is the Hidden Hand, which is supposedly made up of al-Qaeda, Mossad, and SAS. It's gotta take an inbred,white supremacist, conspiracy theorist to come up with that odd couple(trio).
     
  12. KingCheetah

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  13. Kam

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    any bombs yet?
     
  14. mulletman

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    just the ones i dropped in the bathroom
     
  15. Surfguy

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    You actually believe that crap that we would just retaliate by lobbing nuclear missiles at the Middle East indiscriminately because a terrorist smuggled a nuclear device into America and detonated it? Give me a break. This country is not run by Martin Sheen as president from the movie "The Dead Zone".

    Thanks for the outlandish military analysis, SaDaDam.
     
  16. Kam

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    Now that was funny.
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, I'm glad they at least waited until after lunch to blow up Houston because my sandwich was really good.

    Those oven-roasted subs at Subway are delightful!
     
  18. LonghornFan

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    Ok, I've been to a Hurricane party, but I've never attended a nuclear suitcase shindig. Anyone throwing one, and is it BYOB or will a keg be made available to us?
     
  19. Sishir Chang

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    Isn't SAS the Swedish Airline?

    I guess both Al-Qaeda and the Mossad can appreciate statuesque blonde flight attendants.;)
     
  20. Mango

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    It is mathematical software for the analysis of data and has been around for years.

    SAS
     

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