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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001.

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  1. gr8-1

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    #1 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
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    A. Texas A&M
     
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    gr8's answer was better than mine...

    EDIT!
     
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  4. gr8-1

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    Q: What is the number of prostitutes that would have sex with Q8 Rocket if he walked into a brothel with a fist full of fifties.

    A: Gary Coleman and Jen Lopez.
     
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    Q: What romantic couple was spotted at the Longbeach Flea Market, Sunday?

    A: An Australian Swallow
     
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  6. Franchise2001

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    Q. Which two people has P. Diddy slept with?

    A. 400 lbs
     
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    Q. When CriscoKidd is depressed, what is his favorite candy bar to eat when treating himself to a refreshing pile of greasy french fries.

    btw I was answering A-Train's "Zero"

    Q for 400 lb's is: What is CriscoKidd's goal in life?

    A. Achebe's squeaky bed.
     
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    Q. Where are you least likely to find a woman?

    A. Utah Jazz
     
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    What is the only thing that has been used less than Thomas Hamilton's Nordic Track?

    A: Neon pink with green polka dots
     
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    Q: What color was DoD's tuxedo when he went Stag to the prom?

    A: treeman
     
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    Q. What happens when the KKK goes to a 76ers game?(Question to: Derrick Coleman meets Rush Limbaugh)

    A. Little boys
     
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    Q. What design for the new Rocket's uniform will perfectly match Dr of Dunk's wardrobe.

    A. A Frankenstein Mask.
     
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    gr8-1....that's too funny. Why did we both think of DoD?
     
    #13 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
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    Great minds think alike, and so do ours. I'm fast becoming a Cuttino fan, quite a player.
     
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    to get back on track.

    Q. What is the ending to Franchise2001's signature?

    A. A Frankenstein Mask
     
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    Q: Along with a bottle of Old Spice and "the Bulls highlights video," what else does getting branded like to pick up at the mall?

    A: To keep this in sync :Frankenstein Mask
     
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    What is the second biggest selling halloween item, right behind the Lisa Malosky mask?

    A: One box of jelly doughnuts
     
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    A train, I had already edited my post, can you repost yours to keep in sync? You cna use my Q if you want, but I used your answer.
     
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    Q. What is the worst possible answer to stop the game?

    A. 69
     
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    Q: What will be ROXRAN's dessert while watching the nra convention on C-Span Friday night?

    A: You stink Williams.
     
    #20 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
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