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Hilarious Dear Abby

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Mar 17, 2008.

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Did the wife know?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2008.
  1. Yes, how could she not?

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  2. No, remember she had a cold

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  1. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    Hubby in dark about wife's nighttime visitor

    By ABBY
    Universal Press Syndicate

    Dear Abby:

    I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.

    My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.

    The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

    Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build.

    I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.)

    How do I handle this?

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/features/5623638.html
     
  2. bladeage

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    oh nvm.. thats bs. There is no way you can mistake a person that you have sex with on a regular basis with someone else.
     
  3. danny317

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    man that wife is shady. how the heck do you not know that it is not your husband... even if its dark and the brothers all have the same build...

    the brothers are mad shady. how could you go behind your brothers back and sleep w/ his wife.

    i feel sorry for he husband but he should have been sleeping w/ his wife in the first place. get out of that relationship fast!
     
  4. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    I want to call BS on the whole thing.

    Married women with colds don't put out.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Why would the wife admit to the act if she knew it was someone else?
     
  6. danny317

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    maybe to put the onus on the brothers. or come out first so that she can act like she didnt know...
     
  7. Lil Pun

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    If this happens to be true, I think it is more sad than funny that a brother would do that to his brother. I also think the wife would have known something too.
     
  8. Smokey

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    The husband should call the police cause either his wife got raped (does it matter who it was?) or she cheated on him, felt guilty, and passed the blame to his brother.
     
  9. A_3PO

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    The story is bogus. I don't believe it.
     
  10. thadeus

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    IT WAS THE THADEUS.
     
  11. drumbum

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    Why can't he just find out which one of his brothers has a cold.

    The one that starts sniffling is the one.
     
  12. JayZ750

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    these types of disputes are best solved with machine guns and dead horse's heads, if you know what i'm saying...
     
  13. Two Sandwiches

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    Colonel Mustard in the downstairs bedroom with his penis!
     
  14. kaleidosky

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    that is hilarious
     
  15. danny317

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    that husband got jelafied.
     
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I voted no, just because I loved the reasoning of having a cold.
     
  17. meggoleggo

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    There's no way she didn't know - her "I'm so glad" line was her way of coming clean about it without putting the onus on herself. w****.
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Or the anus, for that matter.
     
  19. Smokey

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    The brothers' reactions are funny too. It explains how messed up this family is for this to occur. One would assume the normal reaction of the brothers not involved would be to find the perp. This isn't like a brother walked into the bathroom and saw her nude.
     
  20. Pistol Pete

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    Hispanic, perhaps?
     

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