High School Yearbook Quotes

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit."
-- Mike Tyson

 

you know how they have newest thread with the newest post on the main page, i only saw high school, and i thought it was the high school musical thread.


Um.

I guess you can say this.


Getcha head in the game?

 

"my b!tch a choosey lover, She never f*cks without a rubber"

 

"Live by the 3 I's: Integrity, Intensity, and Intelligence"

 

"I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals, but because I hate plants."

 

[Sean Connery voice]"You the MAN now, DAWG!!"[/Sean Connery voice]

 

"Bang It"

 

If I don't make it past graduation, It's on me.

 

Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.

Frank Zappa

 

I feel so ****ing old.

 

It's true. It's true.

 

"I drank WHAT?"
- Socrates

 

Mark Twain has some great ones.

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain/


"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."


or

"I've never let my school interfere with my education"

 

"It will be long, hard and there will be no withdrawal"
~Winston Churchill, WW2

 

"My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun"

 

"Let me be the first to sign your crack"

 

"Spring Break 1987!"

 

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone

 

"I hate work...and work hates me."

"Please don't let me end up in a cubicle."

"What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!"