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hey are dolly parton's boobs real or fake?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by robbie380, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. robbie380

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    someone please tell me. i always thought they were fake but my gf and her friend are telling me they are real. she is being dead serious about it too. maybe i am the only fool who doesnt know they are real. HELP ME!
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    I remember hearing constant talk of them being fake but I'm unsure myself.
     
  3. Mr. Mooch

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    Always trust your instincts; they're fake indeed.

    Now talking about conferring with gf's...


    When I was up in Maryland last week, my brother's gf stated that (paraphrased) 'every girl has kissed a girl before and if they say they haven't, they're lying'.

    Well, with this prior unknown knowledge, both my brother and I were quite intrigued. I seriously had no idea it was 'every girl'. I mean I've seen it, but damn...


    (FANTASIZING)


    :D
     
  4. red

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    does it matter?
     
  5. B-ball freak

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    You kidding? If they're fake, how you gonna split those bad boys while wearin' your favorite spiked leather penile sleeve? Oh, it matters.
     
  6. Austin70

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    I bet in the 70's and earlly 80's they were real, but with age and gravity taking over, she probaly had some inserts put in.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Forget that... we want naked pictures of BEA ARTHUR!

    [​IMG]

    We now return to your regularly-scheduled post...


    This pic is surely from waaaAaaaayyy back... I agree with Austin70

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Dubious

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    It doesn't matter since they will only be touched or seen by her girlfriend, er, publicist.
     
  9. No Worries

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    Hair is fake too.
     
  10. SamFisher

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    Actually, a very well regarded artist by the name of John Currin who is breaking all sorts of records at auctions has already done so, at least in oil on canvas:

    http://www.artnotes.org/mt/weblog/archives/000158.html

    (Trust me, he's a legitimate artist, he paints female nudes, not p*rn http://www.supervert.com/essays/art/currin_nudes.html I saw his show at the Whitney in February and it was awesome.)
     
  11. MadMax

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    9 posts before me and I'm the first to say:

    THEY'RE REAL, AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR.

    codell must be busy or something! :cool:
     
  12. amfootball

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    Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!

    There ain't nuthing real on that hussy!

    Seriously...there is no possible way those are real. They're way too perfect. She's granny-aged now...there's no way for real ones to stand at attention like hers do. If they were real and did what hers do, I want the name/number to whomever I have to sell my soul to to get that to happen. I have a feeling once I'm 60 these things are just gonna be yucky....



    Mr. Mooch...your brother's girlfriend is both right and wrong. Every girl most likely has kissed another girl...like their sister or their mother. However, every girl has NOT <i>kissed</i> another girl in a sexual way. My lips have never touched a another girl's lips for that purpose...they never will. That's just icky!
     
  13. meggoleggo

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    I've looked at some Dolly interviews, and I don't know whether or not they're real, but she admits that if she has something sagging, wrinkley, or otherwise old looking, she has it fixed.... So if they weren't fake earlier in her career, they are now!


    Mooch, it depends on what kind of people you talk to - every heterosexual chick I know (except 3) have kissed another chick in a sexual manner (and obviously lesbians have). But (as far as anyone will admit) the kisses were fully clothed and usually involved alcohol and guys hootin and hollerin in the background.
     
  14. Palmray

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    they have been already bombs when she was young, right?
    Womens breast tend to get bigger by age. Maybe she is just wearing some bridge pier reinforced wonder bra. Could be.
     
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    they dont really appear to have gotten bigger, they just havent moved downward as one would expect from a woman that old.

    either got them lifted, or has some really heavy duty support making them puppies keep standing.

    either way...I dont think they are fake. They were that big when she was young, in the age before surgical enhancements.
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    Does this include you?:cool:

    BTW, I think they were real, but overtime, she's had surgery to keep "UP" the appearance, or else they'd be down to the floor by now...
     
  17. Palmray

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    Connaisseurs know it. Thanks.
     
  18. Mr. Mooch

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    SWEET!!!!!!! YES!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG]


    you must be missing out, amfootball. ;):D)
     
  19. mateo

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    And half of those were at Pat O Briens during Mardi Gras or some Spring Break destination.
     

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