... by saying "We did it in the Alamo!" http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=816&e=3&u=/ap/20041011/ap_on_fe_st/alamo_sex Couple Allegedly Has Sex at the Alamo Mon Oct 11, 6:33 PM ET Strange News - AP SAN ANTONIO - Tourists at the Alamo saw something besides historical exhibits at the shrine of Texas independence. A couple who witnesses say were having sex Sunday at the downtown mission landed in jail, according to police. An Alamo security officer caught the two having sexual intercourse near a public viewing area about 5:30 p.m., a police report stated. The report said Kristine Nissel, 18, and Matthew Hotard, 19, were partially clad when the officer apprehended them after several tourists watched the couple and became upset. The pair, both active-duty members of the 232nd Medical Battalion stationed at Fort Sam Houston, were charged with public lewdness, according to the San Antonio Express-News' Monday editions. Bond was set for each at $800.
oops! instead of "We did it in the Alamo!" -- I thought Fort Sam Houston was near Houston instead of San Antonio, the first line should have read, "You guys are a bunch of sl*ts!"
