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Here's one for the Chuck Norris Fans

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by darkwarrior, Mar 13, 2006.

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  1. darkwarrior

    darkwarrior Member

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    #1 darkwarrior, Mar 13, 2006
  2. swilkins

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    I played this and could feel the wind from the kick.

    amazing
     
    #2 swilkins, Mar 13, 2006
  3. Behad

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    I found this while looking at some Bruce Lee stuff:

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    Bruce Lee's "Way of the Dragon" is one of several re-issue titles for Lee's "Return of the Dragon". Filmed in Rome and Hong Kong, this exhilarating adventure flick finds Lee battling Chuck Norris, in one of the latter's few unsympathetic roles. The climax pits Lee against Norris in the middle of the Roman Coliseum! Directed by Bruce Lee himself (who exhibits an unsuspected flair for comedy), "Return of the Dragon" was the last "complete" Lee vehicle.


    Chuck Norris loses this battle. So much for the legend.....
     
    #3 Behad, Mar 13, 2006
  4. nyquil82

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    Chuck Norris may have lost the battle, but who is alive today?

    I remember in that scene, Bruce rips off his chest hair and blows it at him. The hair eventually grew up and became the X-men.
     
    #4 nyquil82, Mar 13, 2006
  5. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    Man, that's a pretty cold-hearted thing to say... :eek:
     
    #5 OldManBernie, Mar 13, 2006
  6. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Bruce Lee was a badass...

    the only man to have ever beaten Chuck Norris
     
    #6 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 13, 2006
  7. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    He could beat Chuck Norris but could not beat Burt Ward.
     
    #7 bobrek, Mar 13, 2006
  8. Dave2000

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    yea, i think everybody would get a kick out of this:

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    #8 Dave2000, Mar 13, 2006
  9. droxford

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    BANNER ADS ON THAT LINK ARE NSFW!!!!

    dammit, darkwarrior!
     
    #9 droxford, Mar 13, 2006
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    I found no problem with the banner ads.
     
    #10 Mr. Brightside, Mar 13, 2006
  11. Yan_Yao

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    So, what is the Chuck Norris stuff about, I seen it everywhere in the internet.........God, just imagine how Chuck feels to have people making fun of him for doing nothing.....................
     
    #11 Yan_Yao, Mar 13, 2006
  12. Rockets34Legend

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    drox, are you gay? hehe... :p
     
    #12 Rockets34Legend, Mar 13, 2006
  13. Preston27

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    Chuck needs to make a comedy to cash in on all of this.
     
    #13 Preston27, Mar 13, 2006
  14. deepellumrocket

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    I was at the Alabama Book Stop today and overheard the girl behind the coffee counter telling a co-worker a Chuck Norris story. :eek:
     
    #14 deepellumrocket, Mar 13, 2006
  15. Mr. Brightside

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    Chuck Norris is taking over academia now! All them book larnin' aint for kids I reckon.
     
    #15 Mr. Brightside, Mar 14, 2006
  16. wizkid83

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    Well people cna get fired over this stuff.......
     
    #16 wizkid83, Mar 14, 2006
  17. Hippieloser

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    Well, maybe, but if you're opening a Chuck Norris video at work you're already taking something of a risk, I'd say.

    Has anyone ever ACTUALLY been fired because of the banner ads on a web page they opened? I can envision a stern talking-to, maybe.
     
    #17 Hippieloser, Mar 14, 2006
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