That plant should be ashamed of itself for growing into the shape of a penis! That's so sick and perverted!
*pounding fist on gear shift* Which Toby probably does in more ways than one...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe it's the sleeveless look? Unfortunately, I do compromise and have boundaries, so I'll never know.
Some one get a call into the RLC on this...this OUTRAGEOUS vegetable..errr...fruit! Where is thy fig leaf...uhh...tomato leaf??!!
ummmm.... thanks but no thanks. It's kind of short and a funny green color, and looks like it has something growing on it. Better luck next time.