I have a project I need help with. I need all the trailer park / white trash cliches we can come up with. You know... Pink flamingos in the yard broken down truck out front. 18 wheeler parked out front microwave dinner wife beater t shirts Care to help my creative friends?
7 kids with another on the way. Talk like Boomhauer from King of the Hill A beer in one hand and cigarette in the other. Couch on the front porch.
has no one seen the latest episodes of Reno 911? a couch and a 62 inch TV outside showing NASCAR and drinking Miller Lite.
All dressed in dirty t-shirts and diapers. Other memories from my childhood... er, ideas for you... Riding lawn mower for the 30x30 patch of dirt in front. Mom whining about not having enough money to buy formula when the fridge is stocked with beer, the freezer is stocked with cartons of cigs, and she's looking at the $25 worth of lottery tickets to see if she's a winner. Crappy, rusted-out sedan for mom and the kids, shiny new pickup with Confederate flag from the antenna for dad, beat up old hot rod on blocks that dad is "fixing up." No car seats and no kids wearing seatbelts. TV Satellite (antenna) attached to the tree limb, next to a hook for the garden hose to hang down for the kid's shower because Mom says, "I don't wanna clean that damn bathroom again, so dem kids is gonna warsh themself's out here." Broken Bigwheel in the front yard, broken trike in the side yard, lots of broken toys scattered throughout. Window unit AC propped up by 2x4s of different lengths, cinder blocks, and duct tape.
Which is also the primary mode of transportation within the trailer park. And you can't forget the christmas decorations up year round. Including the tree inside the trailer.
Cars with the hoods perpetually popped. Short Shorts. Stray Dogs. That one trailer with Direct TV being the envy of the entire community. And I can't believe that nobody has said, Lawn Chairs. Come on people, that's a gimme.
What's the difference between a Tornado and a Divorce? Nothin, either way your going to lose the trailer.
[RM95] How come making fun of trailer park people is ok but any other classism or racism is looked down on? [/RM95]
Git R' Done... Little Darlene playing with White Trash Barbie while Cooter drinks his 12oz. Busch Beer while working on his truck, again... That's all I got...
This is a real interview after the last space shuttle disaster with a resident of an East Texas trailer park. I wish it was caught and saved. But after such a terrible incident, I guess no one noticed it. Journalist: "What did you think was happening, ma'am?" Toothless Woman: "Well, we heard this here loud noise outside. We's thought it was aliens from outerspace because it's happened before."
