Hey there, I have to think of something for my stupid senior quote. I just can't think of anything to say. I want it to be REALLY REALLY funny. Maybe a Bush quote or something; just if any one of you knows a great quote, please post! THANKS!
I suggest an obscure pop culture reference, that way you and your classmates can look back in 20 years and not have a damn clue as to what the hell you were talking about.
I agree. Someone last year had one that said: 'Roses are red Violets are blue This year was fun UMBRELLA!!'
"Yahoo....yahoo for school." "I hate school and I hate all of you. I'm never coming back, NEVER!" "Nib High football rules!" "You get your ass out there and you find that f***in dog!" You really should use the second quote.
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003 "We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq." —George W. Bush, Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003 "Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003 And a whole slew of others...
Man, those are great!!! I also got a GREAT one from my brother. He went to Japan last year and had Japanese students that were still learning English sign a card for him. One of the students (actually 2 somehow) wrote: "I expect you to play an active." I was dying laughing for the past 10 minutes.
rockets-#1, At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.
Shampoo is better! It goes on first and cleans the hair. No! Conditioner is better! It goes on second and makes the hair silky and smooth. *Bangs bottles together and drops them into the bath water. Stop staring at me swan!
"Who would eat forty sack lunches?" "I'll tell you who it was - it was that damn sasquatch." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to school, oh back to school To prove to daddy I'm not a fool Got my lunch packed up My boots tied tight Hope I don't get in a fight, Oh back to school... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you're going to stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits." "Oh God, I'm going!" That should do me for tonight. Class starts in less than seven hours, and I unfortuantely need some sleep.
I saw an old lady fall down the other day. I laughed out loud. But then I thought, "what if I were an ant, and she fell on me?" I wouldn't be laughing then. -deep thoughts by Jack Handey I think that's the gist of it anyway.
How about this one: "Smoking dope and drinking beer together is like pissin' into the wind"... ...Freewheelin' Franklin of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
