I noticed how responsive you guys were in the other similar threads and figured that making my kid a millionaire was something we could all get behind. With 39,552 members each of you need to send $26. A pittance. Post your email address in this thread and I will send you information on how you can mail a check to me for my kid's savings account. Maybe we can arrange an automatic monthly electronic transfer. Thanks!
When I was in high school, my Mom gave me 10 bucks a week. If I missed the 6:20 bus, she would look at me, hands on her hips, and say "how are you getting to school?" Then I would call for a $7.00 cab ride, and drink Dixie cups of Coke every day for lunch. Your kid ain't gettin' squat.
If you would have asked 4 days ago I would help out... But I just sent all of my money to Nigeria. Once I get my millions back I'll teach you the ways. God I love the Nigerian lottery!!!
Haha great thread, those two members ain't getting no votes from me but you sir, get my vote in the form of rep +
ROXQUAD, UNICORNS ARE FAKE UNLIKE A LIGER. They do not eat gold, they do not even have mouths because they do not exist. *meme mode off.
Some kid in Haiti's got my 10 bucks, but I'm beginning to think you don't really have a kid and this is some kinda scam to make yourself rich.
Dammit. I knew unicorns didn't talk or have golden shafts. Sonabitch kept asking for about tree-fity.