Help mum, the bear is eating me: Teen's desperate 000 call

Horrible story.

 

Thanks for the depressing story.

 

a real threat, folks.

 

Ridiculous, but it's the thinnest of silver linings that she got to leave that final message.

Personally, that's my only big fear when it comes to dying - the possibility that I'll be all alone, unable to say goodbye.

 

Very sad. But if I'm getting eaten by a bear, phoning home would not be my top priority.

 

I guess playing dead wouldn't have helped.

 

I feel bad for the mom. She must remember the agony in her daughter's voice everyday. It must eat away at her.

 

Bull****.

I saw this on reddit and I want to see more reports since there doesn't really seem to be any coming out of the area this happened.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

 

for starters she probably should have called 911 instead of 000. give me a break

 

How does this make sense?

 

Bears attacked campers in tents in Colorado: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44213990/ns/us_news-life/#.TlBiCb9pte4

Seeing as stories are coming in from across the globe, it's clear that Steven Colbert had it wrong.

Bears aren't just the Number 1 threat to America. They're the Number 1 threat to the world.

 

B-tch shouldn't have eaten their porridge.

 

This is what the girl should've done instead of making phone calls

Spoiler

 

http://www.ruger.com/products/redhawk/index.html

http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/shotguns/model-870/model-870-express-super-mag.aspx

http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firearms/bigbore/1895.asp

Or something similar.