get hooked on alcohol and weed, beat up your girlfriend, shoot your gun at her, and then sign a contract with the New Jersey Nets. Sincerely, Eddie Griffin OK, so that only gets you $125,000, but it's a start...
Hey, if you figure it out, then pass it along. We'll do fine without it, but hell! Could have more fun with it!
A friend of mine e-mailed me a scan of his recent Megamillions ticket. He missed it by one number. He got four of the five "regular" numberse and the megaball. The ticket is worth about $5,000.00. If he had gotten all five regular numbers correct (but not the megaball), the ticket would have been worth about $175,000.00
Thats actually quite true. The Asian Development Bank is looking for economists, teachers, bankers, anyone who can teach Iraqis necessary skills to run their own country. Allegedly the pay is great. Oh but you may get your head blown off.
Well slap my ass and call me Betsy! Received: Monday, 2/23/04 16:04CST Dear Friend, I am Barrister Odili Emovon, a solicitor and Advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria (Notary Public) and Principal Partner of Odili Emovon & Co. of Suite 23, Princess court, Victoria Island Lagos- Nigeria. I am the attorney to late Mr & Mrs Richard Lenor Burson of 70 & 79, Venice Isles, Florida , an expatriate who used to work with an oil firm in Nigeria. On the 31st of October 1999, my Client and his wife, Lenor were involved in a plane crash(EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990), and died with other passengers aboard as you may confirm through this website: <http://www.cnn.com/US/9911/02/egyptair990.list/index.html> The banker to my client (Prudent Chartered Trust Bank) has issued me, being the executor of his Estate, a notice to provide the next of kin or have the deposit of his funds to the tune of USD8.3Million,[EIGHT MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS] that has been with the bank here, converted to the bank's treasury as unclaimed funds after four years according to the banking laws. Since then, I have made enquiries to several embassys' and home offices,to locate any of my client's extended relatives, but this has proved unsuccessful. In view of this, I got your contact through my country's Foreign Trade Mission, and I had the notion of honour to present you as the NEXT OF KIN to make a claim of this funds with the bank here in Nigeria. The request for a foreigner in this respect is occasioned by the fact that my client was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as his next of kin. As executor of the Estate, I will be legally and fully involved in the claims process, and therefore in a position to guide you through the processes as contained in the laws of our Land. I have all relevant documents to wit as his personal attorney, and all that is required is your honest co-operation to enable us successfully conclude this claims. I have left the discussion and agreement for your renumeration for your involvement until you confirm your interest and readiness to partake. Non-theless, I am willing to give you 20% of this sum, for providing an account and assisting me for the bank to make the transfer. 5% will take care of any expenses that might be incured in the process of succeeding the transfer and the balance 75% for me and my associates. Thereafter, we shall visit your country for disbursement as stated above as we will draft a Memoradum of Understanding(MOU) to this effect. Upon receipt of your response, I will send you by fax or e-mail a draft application of claim which you will send to the bank. Please get in touch with me via e-mail to enable us discuss further. I will expect your swift response to this mail and i will also implore you to realise that this proposal requires the highest level of confidentiality, so do keep this to yourself. Regards. Barrister Odili Emovon. (S.A.N). I will require a 10% finders fee.
Do you have any connections in illicit pharmaceuticals sales? Try combing trade papers like High Times for tips on how to start your own green house or... uh... meth lab. You may want to research established standards for revenue routing and law enforcement charities, as well. However, the necessary capital to begin your business is comparatively small with regard to your eventual windfall. If ya card don't get pulled, naturally.
i guess you could get one girl to pay you 200,000 to have sex with her. OR You could have sex with 2,000 fat chicks hey, fat chicks need love /obscure quote?
