help? (fighting, and then NEVER EVER EVER POSTING ABOUT IT AGAIN)

a few bits of advice: act crazy, act like you have gone mad right before the fight. talk in gibberish and make no sense. he will think either you are truly mad or on pcp( in which case you have no restraint)

this will weaken your opponent.


OR

get a good set of brass knuckles and raise holy hell on the infidel.



Good luck. I want a post fight report on Monday.

 

what chu do? are u sure its really gonna esculate(sp) into a fight?

 

Take it to the ground and try to be on top when you get there, then commence to hitting him square in the nose until you are bathed in the blood of your enemy....... or while on top if you can grab his hair and repeatedly slam the back of his head into the ground killing him badly..... or while on top of this butt chigger you could bury your face in the nape of his neck and bite him in the jugular vein as hard as you can until you taste the sweet nectar of life draining from his now cold dead body.

Which ever route you choose to go make sure as synergy said to act like a complete loon before hand; that coupled with the techniques I've taught you and you should be able to avoid any future confrontations of this sort on pure fear alone. That is unless you master my techniques, which most can not do with only three days to train. However if you are a quick and diligent understudy you may find yourself in the big house in which case you will to defend your mighty orange juice, dinner roll, and corn hole against equally trained and talented fighters; in that case I will have to train you further in the art of fighting,

Then I could teach you to love that sweet pooping sound when a man's arm becomes dislocated from the shoulder and the precise twist and pull technique that it takes to rip an arm from the socket; I could also give you the stamina to repeatedly beat your opponent over and over again with his own arm. Train hard my young apprentice. Fight proud, fight hard.

 

Initially I'm guessing that you'll be circling each other. Since he seems to be stronger on average in his arms, wait for him to swing, duck under that and tackle his ass to the ground. Like SSG said, get it to the ground and get on top. With your right hand, pummel his head, and with your left, try to avoid any other attacks (or use it to beat him as well). Good luck man.

 

2 words: nut shot

 

Avoid the fight.

How old are you?

 

don't get hit.

 

Yeah, but for it to be effective, you first have to yell "Let go of my purse!!!"

 

not fight.
why will you have to fight?
how old are you?

 

Tell him that you are a lover, night a fighter, and walk away...........or better yet, run.

 

Repeat the mantra:

Float like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee...

(this is for you Uncle Muhammed!) with commitment

 

Playground fighting meets the Internet age.

This is funny.

Fighting is stupid. Tell us how it goes... if you're able to type or breathe, that is.

 

thats how you do it

 

If you can avoid the fight, then do. It's stupid and doesn't prove anything.

But I understand there are some situations where you must defend yourself. If that is the case, then you might as well give him a good ass whooping.

One thing I learned that seemed to work well is never stop swinging. Just swing like a madman for his face over and over, eventually you are bound to connect. Don't stand up there and try to box the guy, just start unloading repeatedly. And take the advice of others here and act like you are really nuts. Make this guy feel like he's made a huge mistake challenging you and now he is stuck with this madman looking to tear him apart.

Good luck, I hope you can avoid the fight altogether. What happened to cause this situation in the first place?

 

Pooping sound?


Two pieces of advice:

1. Fight dirty. Bite him or kick him in the nuts.

2. Try to hit him in the throat. This technique is called a "dry gulch." A short, quick rap to the windpipe will turn things in your favor very quickly.


Are you the person instigating this fight? What exactly happened to lead up to this?

 

Challenge him to a steel cage match. Or, better yet, stage a battle royal and invite 20 other wrestlers to partake.

 

My adivce....dont wait.


Find them...kick their arse now and you'll have not problems on Monday.

 

Fights can turn ugly. You should watch out for "eye gouging" as a tactic as that can cause you serious damage. If your both struggling on the ground, then don't be surprised if he's trying to ram his fingers into your eyes. I've seen it happen(in person) and it is not pretty. There was also a fight in my city a few years ago where a guy had both his eyes gouged out and is now blind. I would say if you have the opportunity to get this person in a head lock...then that would be a way to go. Once in the headlock, you can then pound his face with multiple punches. Once he emerges from that, he should be bloodied and the fight should be over. When I was in high school where fights were common, I had two friends actually fighting each other. One was a quarterback and serious athlete who was much stronger than the other guy. The other guy wasn't nearly as strong and kind of had a reputation for being a bad guy(not meaning bas ass fighter but into bad things). We really didn't know what to expect in the fight from either person. They started circling and, before you could blink, the latter guy had the jock guy in a headlock. It was obvious he had this strategy in mind. He proceeded to pound him with multiple punches. By the time he released the headlock, the guy was seriously bloodied on the face(probably a broken nose, too). The fight was over. It probably didn't last two minutes.

That said...if you have no experience fighting...then you may be better off to avoid the fight. Some people just have a propensity to start fights because they were raised that way. Other people have no place fighting mainly because they lack experience. So, fight or flight are your options. It may be unavoidable but the damage to your reputation may be worse than any damage caused by the fight. Then again....you or he could sustain some serious injury. Personally, I don't think fighting is the answer. But, it sounds like you'll had your preliminary confrontation already so your set on fighting.

Good luck.

 

FINISH HIM