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Help choose my team name!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, Jan 24, 2006.

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What should my team name be?

  1. Chuck Norris

    21 vote(s)
    56.8%

  2. Merkins

    1 vote(s)
    2.7%

  3. Cocky Testy Penal Rectifiers

    6 vote(s)
    16.2%

  4. Dick-taters (or Dictators)

    1 vote(s)
    2.7%

  5. Salmon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Rhinoceroses

    1 vote(s)
    2.7%

  7. Rasterbators

    2 vote(s)
    5.4%

  8. Mudders

    1 vote(s)
    2.7%

  9. Jazz

    1 vote(s)
    2.7%

  10. Other

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
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  1. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Many people here at the University of Miami are very competitive when it comes to sports. Every year they have a weekend sports competition (ranging from basketball and football to board games and Dance Dance Revolution (wtf?!?!) in which the various dorms compete for supremacy.

    I'm a captain and I'm having difficulty selecting a team name. Typically people like to select sexual innuendos for their names and shirts (ie: Dixie Normus; Eaton Babies; and there were more).

    I've got to decide by 7PM tonight, and I've got some ideas. Some are ridiculous, some are random.

    I'm open to suggestions as well because mine definitely suck, haha. The name

    1. Chuck Norris
    2. Merkins (there is an RA with the last name Merkin...AND her mom's a gynecologist! :D )
    3. [Ragin'] [Cocky] Testy Penal Rectifiers - "We're anal retentive about fixing the law"
    4. Dick-taters (back of shirt has a potato and ...)
    5. Salmon - "We swin upstream to make love" (this was a compeltey random one)
    6. Rhinoceroses - "It doesn’t get any more serious than a rhinoceros about to charge your ass"
    7. Rasterbators - "Oh, it gets bigger"
    8. Mudders - "In her eye?!"
    9. Jazz - (back of shirt says "Jazz? Utah? WTF?!?!")
    10. OTHER
     
    #1 Mr. Mooch, Jan 24, 2006
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  2. Two Sandwiches

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    7th Floor Crew's Future Bosses.




    Meh, too long. :eek:
     
    #2 Two Sandwiches, Jan 24, 2006
  3. Kam

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    dance dance revolution?

    how many "new asians in america" does the U have?

    I can't think of one right now.

    Chuck Norris is hot right now, but i hate Chuck Norris.
     
    #3 Kam, Jan 24, 2006
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    Four jerks and a squirt (works especially well if you have one dude who is not tall compared to the others)
     
    #4 bigtexxx, Jan 24, 2006
  5. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Oh, I'd fo sho do 7th floor crew, but I'm technically in the opposite building where it took place (even though it was recorded a couple of doors down from me).
     
    #5 Mr. Mooch, Jan 24, 2006
  6. SwoLy-D

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    See if "The Walkers, Texas Rangers" hasn't been taken already. Also try the "Sidekicks".
     
    #6 SwoLy-D, Jan 24, 2006
  7. Kam

    Kam Member

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    I see a problem with Texas RANGERS, though. I am sure MOST of these people are from FLORIDA, or something.

    How about something MIAMI vice related?
     
    #7 Kam, Jan 24, 2006
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    R.I.P.
     
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  9. Kam

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    I'd round house KICK chuck norris back to the TEXAS rangers day.
     
    #9 Kam, Jan 24, 2006
  10. SwoLy-D

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    Seriously, though. How DID WE get on this Chuck Norris bandwagon lately? Can someone point out the thread? I got nothing but love for Chuck, though, please note.
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Jan 24, 2006
  11. 3814

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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=105177
     
    #11 3814, Jan 24, 2006
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    Jazzercise Junkies
     
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  13. Mr. Mooch

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    Down to three:

    Mudders
    Chuck Norris
    Ragin' Shalalas

    Thoughts?
     
    #13 Mr. Mooch, Jan 24, 2006
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    The Spooj
     
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    BLITZKRIEG - i've always liked this name for my teams.
     
    #15 macalu, Jan 24, 2006
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    If you went with Chuck Norris, it would have to be Chuck Norris All-Stars, or Chuck Norris Black-belts....something like that.
     
    #16 JayZ750, Jan 24, 2006
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    that's really good one....that and anything with chuck norris in it should be fine. :D
     
    #17 Hakeem06, Jan 24, 2006
  18. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Chuck Norris Fists of Fury or Chuck Norris Round-house Kicks
     
    #18 FlyerFanatic, Jan 24, 2006
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    Salad Tossers.
     
    #19 coma, Jan 24, 2006
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    The Defenestrators!
     
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