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Heart-op man dies watching p*rn

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  1. Shaud

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    A YOUNG man born with a heart problem died while watching a p*rn film.
    Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard.

    He died of a cardiac arrest weeks after having open-heart surgery.

    His body was found by his mum Clare at the family home in Redhill, Surrey. At the inquest she asked pathologist Dr Mary Sheppard, who examined Chris after his death, whether the heart attack was brought on by the film.

    She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him.

    “Later I told my husband, ‘I know what’s happened. It’s got to be a rush of adrenaline because he’s got excited.’ Could that have caused cardiac arrest?”

    Dr Sheppard responded: “Any kind of excessive stress or excitement could have brought on serious erratic heartbeat. So, yes, that could have been a factor.”

    Chris was born with a congenital heart defect which could never be completely cured.

    He had open-heart surgery when he was 15 months old and again following a heart attack in April.

    He also suffered from a form of autism. Clare hit out at London’s Royal Brompton Hospital, where Chris had his latest operation.

    She said: “No one there told me how imminent death could be. When I asked for guidelines on how to care for Chris at home they looked at me like I was mad.”

    A natural causes verdict was recorded at the inquest in Woking, Surrey.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876715.ece
     
  2. KingCheetah

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    He died happy, but here come the lawsuits...
     
  3. mazyar

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    "The p*rn movie so good it can kill you"

    or

    "The p*rn that you're willing to die for"

    or

    "p*rn so hot, it'll rip your heart out"
     
  4. Hoee Ass

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  5. LCII

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    I'm going to hell for laughing at this. Or at least purgatory
     
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    That is so sad... could've easily been me. RIP :(
     
  7. fmullegun

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    never heard the term blue movie before.
     
  8. moose

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    dang, that's actually sad.
     
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    I have a feeling I know exactly which porno he was watching.........
     
  10. Smokey

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    Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where a guy gets into a car accident listening to Peter's erotic stories on tape.

    I'm Betty White and this is Peterotica. She was Italian or some kind of Spanish or something.
     
  11. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Acrtually, i wouldn't mind going like that. I'd rather go with a really hot woman on top/next to me, but oh well.
     
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    We need to offer our condolences with a moment of silence. This very easily could have been any one of us.
     
  13. LCII

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    2 girls 1 cup?
     
  14. moose

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    my plans for tonight have changed...
     
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    Inspect Her Gadget.......
     
  16. Rashmon

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    Defying the laws of physics he came and went at the same time.
     
  17. professorjay

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    He probably died from the shock of his mother walking in on him while rubbing one out to a 'blue' movie.
     
  18. DudeWah

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    <br>
    ???
     
  19. mazyar

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    Haha!

    The Uncertainty Principle of quantum physics?
     
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    Sounds like an episode for "The Big Bang Theory". :D
     

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