Some highlights Lakers and San Antonio only two teams that can win title. Kings need some "thug" in them. Leno: "What do you think of YO Ming." (Yes, Leno, the dumbass that he is called him Yo...and he was not joking.) Barkley: Has a chance to become a good player. Needs to gain weight. Leno: Can you help him? (Meaning, youre fat Charles) Barkley: Im getting sensitive about my weight. No idea how much he weighs. Might do the tummy tuck/staple thing. Leno: You are going to need some big staples. Barkley: We (he and Leno) both get big bucks for doing little. Tiger played like a mutt at the Masters. Men have the right to have their own club but Hootie Johnson is getting on my nerves. He's a pompus ass. That's about it...pretty much same ol' Charles.
