Why'd you do it, if you did? Someone keyed my car a year ago because I parked too close. Someone just keyed it at Walgreens all the way across the tailgate. I know for sure I didn't park close to anyone because I was practically on the curve. Even if I had, I think a major scratch across the entire tailgate is a bit much. I'll just park far from now on.
No I have never done that. In fact I scared a guy off who was going to key a couple of cars in an apartment complex parking lot. I chased him for a block or so and then let him go. I don't know what I was thinking...what would I have done with him had I caught him? I was young and not thinking. But NOTHING pisses me off more than some coward keying cars.
LANCE: Still got your Malibu? VINCENT: You know what some ****er did to it the other day? LANCE: What? VINCENT: ****in' keyed it. LANCE: Oh man, that's ****ed up. VINCENT: Tell me about it. I had the ******* thing in storage three years. It's out five ****in' days -- five days, and some dickless piece of **** ****s with it. LANCE: They should be ****in' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. As he cooks his heroin -- VINCENT: I just wish I caught 'em doin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been worth his doin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean? LANCE: It's chicken ****. You don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Wonder why that guy was gonna key two cars? Just for the hell of it? I've heard of ex-girlfriends keying cars, but I doubt this is the case. I would have preferred the person just wait for me and give me crap about it verbally.
I never keyed anyone's car, but when I was younger I egged and shaving creamed cars. Now that I drive myself and know the damage it can cause to a car's paintjob, it was a stupid thing to do.
Also, kids stealing symbols. WTF is up the that? OH **** I'm a badass now cause I wear a car symbol on my backpack...
I threw oranges at the UPS lady one time. I've also not worried about how far my car door swings out when some jackass thinks the parking spot lines don't apply to them.
this is the precise reason i always park in a remote far off location in any parking lot... i don't care about the long walk... who the hell couldn't use the extra exercise?
If you watch the latest edition of Pulp fiction on dvd with the trivia feature on you find out it was Butch that keyed the maibu when leaving the bar after talking to M.Wallace. Me, I'd never key someone's car. Cowardice.
That's me usually. I usually park at the first spot I see, rather than circle around the mall for the closest spot during the holidays, lol. BTW, I also make it a point to park within the lines. I drive a big truck, so I'm extra conscious about it. I'm so angry right now....
So you're forced to hug the other side of your space. Then the jackass leaves, and someone else tries to park on your other side and they think 'what a jackass, he didn't leave us any room'.
Actually, I don't park in spots like that for that very reason. It's when I get to my car and it's like that. I'm also sure not to do it unless I know for a fact that the driver's just a ****ty parker (no other spot on the other side, same car there as before, etc.)
If someone did something to really piss me off(actually takes quite a bit) i would put some regular old gum on their windshield. Only if it was a really pretty car though. I know, I know, l - a - m - e. Still, I haven't done that in years and it made me feel better at the time.
At my kid's daycare there are about 10 parking spots for pick up and drop off. I thought I was lucky one day when I got the last spot. When I get back out with my son, I see that some woman parked her car on the curb behind my car and two others where it is marked NO PARKING in large letters. So now we have to wait for her to come back out. Not only that, other cars were also waiting for us to leave. And no, I've never keyed a car.
Some jackass chucked a full large soda from a movie theater into my brother's convertible one time. People are assholes, no surprise really.
oooh, as a convertible owner, stories like that piss me off!!! of course, if i'm going to be away from my car for more than 15 minutes, i always close the top. why didn't your bro do the same? especially at a movie theater, which are usually crawling with young bored teenagers with too much time on their hands and overactive imaginations...
When I was in college, somebody bent my sister's car antenna. Just did for no f***in' reason other than they could. If I would have seen him doing it I would have pummeled him (or if at night shot him).
