Maybe, I heard the other day Yao ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. And the first 45 minutes he was having sex with the waitress! The next thing I'll hear is that Yao's tears can cure cancer just like Chuck's but like Chuck Yao has never cried!
I don't know but Yao certainly has taken over the board. It's All Yao All the Time. Hell, let's do some Yao Facts (And no Chuck Norris retreads please): Yao Ming painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.... without a ladder. Yao Ming once killed a man in Orlando just to see him die. The man's name was Carlos Arroyo. Yao Ming just went out with the Hilton sisters because "He's not afraid of double-teaming anymore"
The NBA Hall of fame is a list of the greatest players closest to Yao Ming. Despite what everyone has learned throughout their education, Yao Ming was infact the first person to discover America.
the mountain didn't have a "brokeback" until Yao entered it. Yao Ming used to be an american...but as he grew taller and taller, God feared that he was getting too tall and that he would soon reach heaven - so he confused his language.........however, Yao Ming has proven that nobody can confuse Yao Ming. the dinasaurs became extinct because Yao Ming needed breakfast. Yao Ming doesn't need defense, defense needs Yao Ming. Jeff Van Gundy once stumbled upon a genie's lamp. The genie offered JVG three wishes. JVG asked for: good looks, popularity, and 3 NBA titles within 10 years. The genie gave him Yao Ming.
By reading this board everyday, I think I will eventually be brainwashed to believe that Yao can really cure cancer and raise the dead.
Okay, I wanted texanskan to be banned after the "JVG fired" thread but I take that back. This thread is a hilarious response to the 20 threads on the front page just dedicated to sucking Yao's nuts.
