I thought I had seen it all from Clutch before: cakes in the face, silly string in the hair but last night he showed me something I've never seen before. Late in the game he dropped his pants and bent over in front of the refs. After a few seconds a couple of large, brown TURDS hit the floor! Unbelievable!! The crowd was rolling. He then walked over to the Grizzlie bench and left them a present as well. I saw a kid stare in disbelief when Clutch dropped another right in front of him. I'm not so sure the NBA would be happy with one of their mascots taking a dump on the floor. Was it a coincidence that Clutch did this on a night when Les wasn't in the house?? I thought it was funny but I'm not so sure that'll happen too often. Old School ------------------ I voted YES! [This message has been edited by Old School (edited November 10, 2000).]
OLd School - your killin me, i can't take this right now-haha-hee-hee-oh-sheeeet-oh sheeeet. you better not be lying- o hell i can't stop laughing thats the funniest **** i ever heard! Jeff can you confirm this? ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited November 10, 2000).]
I'll tell you though, plastering himself all game with bumper stickers that read, "Don't blame me. I voted for NADER." Was hilarious. Got to love political sarcasm.
Rocketbooster, I kid you not...the weird thing was seeing that hand coming out of Clutch's butt to drop the turds on the floor. Old School ------------------ I voted YES!
If this happened, I think the Bear crossed the line. Once was an ok mistake, but I think that display is too much for most people to handle. Now if he wiped his ass with the other mascot that would be funny! ------------------ humble, but hungry.
That really did happen. Personally, I thought it was unbelievably funny and so did the refs who were the brunt of the joke. It was a bit tacky, but it was damn funny. ------------------ Save Our Rockets and Comets SaveOurRockets.com
That's great. A little extreme but great. The cake still goes to Sacramento's mascot however, when he dressed up in an Oliver Miller jersey and had to be rolled off the floor...or something along those lines. From what I remember Miller took legal action, but I don't know how that turned out. ------------------
At the SA preseason game clutch was delivering a birthday cake and tripped and dropped the cake on two well dressed women. I felt sorry for the girls but it was way funny. ------------------
I was there. It was hilarious. I see nothing wrong with it at all. ------------------ RocketFuel is dead!
OK, you guys find that funny, but my Cartman licking the carpet joke was offensive??? Give me a break! ------------------ Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Did anyone get a photo of this? I have to see this!! ------------------ Scottie, Watch your a!% when the Chuck Wagon rolls into town.
I thought it was pretty hilarious!! But I still like it when he bouces on his head. And the funnies is when he goes to his toy box. He starts taking out a whole bunch of toys, etc.. and he takes out a naked guys poster. Then he acts all sheepish and pretends to be embarassed. That is the funniest. Prempeh, I dont think that was funny at all. That was just a little too mean! ------------------
The defecation was actually just brown bean bags. As for the cake in the face, they do that at nearly every Comets game. They just started doing that at the Rockets games. ------------------ Save Our Rockets and Comets SaveOurRockets.com
I find that unacceptable, crude, crass, and beneath the Rocket's organization. Public civility is eroding quickly in this country, and Clutch the Bear is not helping matters. ------------------ http://home.swbell.net/rkb3/hr.html = Live Rockets Chat
At the Minnesota game he was listening in to the Timberwolves huddle. After they broke from the time-out he was following Kevin Garnett and doing those inflatable doll convulsions about 12 inches behind him. Garnett finally punched him and walked off angry. ------------------
I know the "ranger" who works with Clutch and they are both nice guys - really cool. I think we may be blowing this one out of proportion. ------------------ Save Our Rockets and Comets SaveOurRockets.com
