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Has anyone seen Carrot Top lately? He's Huge!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roxfan73, Aug 20, 2005.

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  1. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    Who knew Carrot Top was on the roids? :eek:

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    WTF?
     
    #1 Roxfan73, Aug 20, 2005
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Well that is now a 2nd thing he has in common with Kenneth Bania:

    1) They both suck as comedians
    2) They are both HUGE!!
     
    #2 Manny Ramirez, Aug 20, 2005
  3. MR. MEOWGI

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    I didn't want to see the carrot bottom.
     
    #3 MR. MEOWGI, Aug 20, 2005
  4. JeeberD

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    You could tell in his stupid 1800-COLLECT commercials that he was big, but I had no idea that he was that ripped...
     
    #4 JeeberD, Aug 20, 2005
  5. JeeberD

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    Don't look at the middle pic then! His pants are sagging way too low... :eek:
     
    #5 JeeberD, Aug 20, 2005
  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    He's been ripped for at least a couple of years if not more... I remember seeing a picture of him in something like a muscle shirt and I swear he looked like Ahnuld crossed with Sideshow Bob. Another dude I freaked out when I found out how ripped he was is country singer Randy Travis. He was talking about how he hurt his back trying to get a cast iron stove onto the bed of his pickup. lol.
     
    #6 Dr of Dunk, Aug 20, 2005
  7. FranchiseBlade

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    For someone who bases his 'comedy' on being a quirky nerdy guy, that image really doesn't work with his schtick. Oh well it wasn't really working that well to begin with either.
     
    #7 FranchiseBlade, Aug 20, 2005
  8. Isabel

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    ewww.... for some reason I did not need to see that first thing in the morning.
     
    #8 Isabel, Aug 20, 2005
  9. Davidoff

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    Good for him.. I dont like his comedy, but atleast he's not another "fat guy" comedian
     
    #9 Davidoff, Aug 20, 2005
  10. swilkins

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    You heard it here first.

    He will be a villian in a future super-hero movie.

    He just looks the part.
     
    #10 swilkins, Aug 20, 2005
  11. Austin70

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    Or Children of the Corn 2.
     
    #11 Austin70, Aug 20, 2005
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    Yea, I saw him live in Vegas a few years ago, and he took off his shirt during one bit. About half the crowd gasped, by seeing how ripped he was.
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Aug 20, 2005
  13. Preston27

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    Why do you punish yourself? :p
     
    #13 Preston27, Aug 20, 2005
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    What, you don't like prop comedy? I'm shocked.
     
    #14 Mr. Brightside, Aug 20, 2005
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    AHH CARROT PUBES...

    My eyes are bleeding..
     
    #15 Iron McFist, Aug 20, 2005
  16. Dubious

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    Think about it, you have to live with ridicule of being a strange looking red-headed prop comic every day of your life; what better counter than to roid yourself into The Hulk.

    " Say it my face, MF"

    "Uh Mr. Top, I uh enjoy your comedy and I think your pube stubble is cool, do you uh have to shave that every day?"
     
    #16 Dubious, Aug 20, 2005
  17. KingCheetah

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    /opens photoshop...
     
    #17 KingCheetah, Aug 20, 2005
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    OK, I move that we remove that 2nd picture for the following 4 reasons:

    a) His pubes are showing
    2) The gay p*rn pics to the left of his head
    b) His pubes are showing

    All in favor?
     
    #18 ima_drummer2k, Aug 20, 2005
  19. Mr. Brightside

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    I think the ladies would object.
     
    #19 Mr. Brightside, Aug 20, 2005
  20. SwoLy-D

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    That first picture reminded me of Gene Simmons. Well, just the hairdo.

    WARNING: l4m3 attempt at hijack
    What is KISS doing nowadays, anyway?
     
    #20 SwoLy-D, Aug 20, 2005
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