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Harden is pregnant

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bmelo, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. bmelo

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    Maybe Melo can hook him up with a fat-loosening hoodie?
     
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    Lock it up. We're done before it started.
     
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    9 months till the Playoffs.
     
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    How many months until a finals birth?
     
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    Anterior pelvic tilt
     
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    Big Facts.
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    He's always been phat.
     
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    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard

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    AT least it was not a Kardashian.
     
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    Phat and cash'in checks!
     
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    10/10 thread
     
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    Seriously though, this is definition of body shaming and it's just not cool. It's a bad look for all of us.
     
  13. bmelo

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    Harden has delivered as of now. I love him. But he is getting older and all we do is care about his shape with bit of dark humour. He is proffesional athlete paid millions of fans dollars and we have that right to be concerned when NBA Player has bigger belly than Meek Mill lol
     
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    smh low lifes. your girl probably knocked him up.

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    It's less humorous every time. 6 years later, it's pretty much just time for CF.net to grow up, knock off the middle-school level body shaming and appreciate the work of the future Hall of Famer for which we root. Y'all act like this is Mr. Olympia, body definition and basketball skill rarely go hand in hand. There's probably some truth to being yoked as a hindrance. In any case, it's just a bad look for us and it's well short of being clever or funny.
     
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    We'll always have last year
     
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    Marcus Thornton, Jared Sullenger, Anthony Bennett, Boris Diaw. All of these players ate themselves out of the NBA in recent history. Raymond Felton is the only fat guard still in the NBA. We aren't expecting Harden to walk in with 6% BF (although it would be nice), but don't come in THAT out of shape like he did in the 2015 offseason.
     
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    none of these names remotely come close to Harden
     
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    98 yards worth?
     
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    Meek mills is the most average, non-rapper-looking rapper there is.
     

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