A couple of my former love interests are celebrating birthdays today. Nelly is now 28 and the Brit is now 25.
Nelly Furtado was like that chick who was a tomboy and you were friends with when you were kids, but then she grows up and turns out to be hot.
Happy Birthday to me too and my buddy Matt. My age? The number of numerous houston sports legends - 3 4
Nelly is only 28? I always thought she was much older. I can't ever look at Brit the same. What a disappointing week.
I'd hit Britney too still, but I'd make sure I brought condoms. One, K-Fed has touched it, two she seems overly fertile.