If this were the movie Logan's Run, you would be preparing to run away in a year, only to be shot by some guys in black jumpsuits brandishing ugly box-shaped guns that flash green when you shoot them. Then some hover sleds would fly over you and spray you with something that would cause you to decompose and evaporate in seconds. You could do that, or you could dress up in white tights of rather questionable taste only to float in circles and fly up to a huge red crystal where you will explode, all in hopes of being "redeemed." Yes, I sure wish <i><b>I</b></i> lived in the movie Logan's Run. PS. The moral of the story, kids, is that being old sucks. PPS. One more year, Achebe, and we won't be able to "trust" you.
Thanks guys! I almost forgot! Now I'm off to go do birthday things... like eat cereal and read the Rockets Forum.
Happy Birthday Burns , Go To Hell you Old b*stard! "Have The Rolling Stones Killed" Here's some Texas Cake
Happy birthday Achebe. 29? Holy crap. I'd have guessed 13. Well, ok... 25. One more year of youth! Enjoy it while it lasts Just think, after turning 30, you'll probably be a conservative with all that "life experience!"
Happy Birthday Heb I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head slightly Have some sea-greens and calm down Raven.
1972??? I must have entered my birthday incorrectly... I was born in 19eighty2. I'm 19 guys. *boing boing boing boing*, see? I have tons of energy, my knees don't hurt and I say 'tight' constantly. Sometimes I say 'siiiiiiiiicck'. And lately, I've been thinking about what's it all about. Man, deep. You know? Like, what if God doesn't exist man? Whoooooooooa. BTW, thanks for all of the well wishes... if you guys all want to pitch in, I found something that would be sweet!
