And here is why. DUKE been thinking a lOT lately about how wonderful AMERICA, HOME of THE LAND OF THE FREE AND BRAVE, really is. IT GOES way back!! Back to when George WASHINGTON, the maker of our country, used his WOODEN TEETH to chop DOWN the cherry tree and defeat the Redmen at the Battle of the Bulge!!!! Back to when ABRAHAM LINCON promised to put a MAN on the moon and then BUILT a steam engine to take us there!! IF only Aaron Burr had not shooted him at the Watergate Hotel, MAYBE man would have really been to the MOON! It goes back to when President TEDDY RUXPIN invaded San Juan Hill and defeated FIDEL Castrop with his bare hands!!! Back to when General Douglas MacArthuer promised the Australites he would RETURN to defeat the CHINESE!!!! How about when PRESIDENT KENNEDY was nailing all those MOVIE stars like Marilyn Mansion and Susanne Sommers? Back to when we won the Vietman War!!! THIS is a great country and DUKE is proud to be a part of it! YOU SHOULD BE too!!! Bunch of hippies, DAMNIT, be proud of America!!! VOTE FOR JESSE VENTUNA!!! Duke out. ------------------ DUKE WISDOM: if a tree falls in the FOREST and crushes a leprecon is it really dead?
DAMN, LHUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only one misspelled word?!?!? How in the hell did that happen? Me thinks someone's tricking us. Duke's actually a former Rhodes Scholar. ------------------ How about the Houston Comets and their quest to become "Quadrepeatchicks!"
uhhhh... yeah fat. hey Lhutz, don't forget when George Washington Carver showed those brits a thing or two when he accidentally dropped all the sugar into the water at the Boston Tea Party. mmmm... sweet tea. ------------------
You forgot when Great Beer Maker Samuel Adams Won the French Revalution for us ------------------ Will Work for Clutch 101 Book
DUKE got spell check. You shut up hippie. ------------------ DUKE WISDOM: if a tree falls in the FOREST and crushes a leprecon is it really dead?
LHutz, good comeback! You got spellcheck? LOL! ------------------ I Want To Thank God For Making Me A Rocketfan
