Drafted C Yao Ming And hoped he wasn't Rik Smits Drafted C Yao Ming Excited we got When we saw future Greatness Excited we got Hired McGrady And thought it would be gravy Hired McGrady Surrounded by scrubs Our heroes seemed to be Surrounded by scrubs We knew who. Mike James. Toronto got his fire. We knew who. Mike James. Stromile Swift Sucks D* That D aint just for defense Stomile Swift Sucks D* Second in the West. It caught us all by surprise. Second in the west. Players got injured. Already old or crippled. Players got Injured. Fired C. Dawson. And Then Thought "Now Were Flossin!" Fired C. Dawson. They Broke Yao Mings Foot. So Grumpy could save his face. They Broke Yao Mings Foot. Jeff is a Liar. More vicious then a dollar. Said Chinese people. Here is the answer. No Pixie dust or Noni. Here is the answer. Live it every... Well how about You Bring it Ev'ry Day and game. Fire Van Gundy. That F'Er Cost My Season. Fire Van Gundy. Then hire Barney. This team could use a damn hug. Then Hire Barney. Fire R. Bowen The Germanator My Arse Fire R. Bowen A one that shoots three. Is a player that we need. A one that shoots three. Parlay our forwards. For a youth that cleans the boards. Parlay our forwards. Fire Alexander. He Cannot Afford the Team. Fire Alexander. Bring in Mark Cuban. Its the only time we cheer. Crowds hate Mark Cuban. And if you do this, Wins will come, Just believe me. Do it. Wins will come.
wow, ur not writing in haiku format my friend. its 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables. not the exact same 5 syllables, although good try. We won the lotto We got Yao Ming a while back get another star
Ode to Carroll His glasses were large and so was his burden when he looks at his team his heart starts a hurtin' why did i let that midget run my team? he took out all the fun at the end of next season i am so very done but look to the future all is not lost its moreys turn now he can be the boss now im free to start my rap career ill cap all the posers and put huge glasses on all the kids noses
