ok I just got out of the bathroom, and in the stall next to me was this guy who kept burping the entire time he was doing his business. I've heard him on at least 4 or 5 other occassions. I think this may be some sort of disease actually, but I can't remember the name of it. I did a quick search on Google, but nothing. Anyone know what disease this is? I think it might be related to IBS, but not sure.
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This is a classic case of the Explosive Turd-Barf Newton's 3rd Law Syndrome: Every action down below has an equal and opposite reaction from above. There is only one cure: You have to mix the contents produced from above and below and shove it back down each source in equal amounts, then spin around the bathroom stall 10 times and scream "Simply Turdilicious!!!"
