i was at work last night and an interesting topic came up...there is a guy who works in our warehouse that says he will refuse to have sex with a chick unless she is completely shaved down below...while i thought that was a little odd in itself, he went on to say that he pays close attention to the cosmetic appearance of a woman's genitalia (down below) and if it's not to his physical liking he will take a flier on sex with her... is it just me or is this guy off his rocker? are there really men in this universe who would pass up an opportunity at sex with an attractive female just because she doesn't have picture perfect genitalia (down below)?
wait a minute. So he takes a look and then says "no thanks"? On top of being really weird, that's a real jerk maneuver.
In my experience, the guys who talk most about the types of women they would or wouldn't do.....are the guys who never get laid and just masturbate a lot.
Every time he posted (down there), all I could think of was: The HAIR Down There, starring Kevin Bacon. ^Dave Attellish Who doesn't like to get his mustache/goatee tangled every now and then? As long as it is clean and has a nice aroma, I would be in like Yao Ming. When you're hungry and haven't eaten for days, and someone gives you a cracker, you'll think that's the best cracker in the world. "Damn! What was that, a saltine?!?!? That was no regular cracker, was it? That ***** was delicious!" ^name that comedian (difficulty: easy) 'Course, I'm married, so y'all young'uns probably won't listen to me.
that guy is full of it. Like others have said, the more guys talk about that stuff the less they actually get.
Completely shaved messes with my mind too much because it looks like a damn 10 year old. I definitely prefer some hair, but no yetis, please. Dear God, please!
Well played. Speaking of which, I got a good laugh out of the "t-mac out with dislocated vagina" comment in the GARM.
