Morning Wood. How do you deal with it? It happens to me almost everyday between the hours of 7:30 am - 10 am. I wake up at about 5:00 am for work, so it usually come on after a few hours. I just makes me really uncomfortable and self conscious at work. I feel like everyone is looking at me funny and is aware of the situation down there. It's really awkward. I usually wear regular khaki pants or jeans to work. When I wear khakis I don't feel at ease with tucking in my shirt. When I wear Jeans, I need to wear it with a shirt that is long enough to diguise the situation. So can you guys share some advice on how to deal with this? Are pleated pants the solution? Or do you need to get rid of "it" somehow? And if so how?
Uh….I thought “morning wood” was what you got when you first wake up in the morning. If that’s the case, it is easily remedied by immediately having sex with the woman in bed next to you*. No better way to start off the day!! Frankly, I don’t think I could pitch a tent at work even if I wanted to. Work is the most boner-killing environment I can possibly think of. I could take a whole bottle of viagra and not pop wood. * Or in mazyar’s case, the tranny in bed next to you.
