Yup, RM95!!! I'll give the story later...it'll be fun to read the speculation of why I had to spend 7 hours in the Dallas County Jail.
What's the maximum penalty you can get for bestiality in Texas? Or is it just considered bad manners?
Imagine a rim shot at the end of each of these. You were listening the Dixie Chicks in your car! You wore a Yao Ming jersey to a Mavs game! You went on an alcohol fueled rampage through downtown Dallas after watching Utah destroy what little hope the Rockets had for the playoffs! You wore an old t-shirt with a cliche peace slogan while mowing your lawn, and your neighborhood association called the police on you! You ate too much Mexican food and the resulting clogged toilet was considered a cache of WMD.
you were over-celebrated the Fighting Owls loss to protect your precious LongHorn's record. And when they asked you about why you were running around doing the horn's charge wearing only burnt orange socks, the guy had no idea what or who the Fighting Owls were and thought you were on some sort of hallucinagenic dream sequence.
You like to make jokes don't ya? Let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "Dallas Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
