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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

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    I just realized I went all of 2002 without a bath. My last one was right after Christmas 2001. 365+ days with only showers. This got me to thinking, if you were to rate yourself on your personal grooming (1-10 with 10 being the neatest) what would you be?

    Before marriage, I was a solid 3... shower and wash hair, brush teeth, maybe a shave, little else. Domestication has brought me up to perhaps a 6... I look out for nose and ear hairs, clip my toenails, regularly apply deodorant, and shave on most work days.

    As an aside, does anyone take a bath on a consistent basis?
     
  2. fadeaway

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    You didn't regularly use deodorant until you were married? :eek:

    :eek:
     
  3. don grahamleone

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    I'm pretty sure that a bath will clean you pretty well too. What are you worried about? From what I've learned in life, soap is the important part not how water is applied.
     
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    I've seen you, and you sir, are no 9.5.
     
  6. Sonny

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    Now that's funny! :)

    I would say that I am about a 7 - prior to marriage still a 7. I take a bath/shower daily, brush teeth, floss, clean ears, clip toes/fingers, etc. but I am a slacker when it comes to shaving.
     
  7. Summer Song Giver

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    I'm pobably a six on a good day, I really don't care anymore, on a normal day I'm clean but who really cares if that last hair doesn't want to do as it's told? Not me, in the past though in say high school I was probably a high 8 as far as appearance was concerened.

    Just remember to wash your ass and pits and your cool with me.
     
  8. Behad

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    Depending on what I have going that day, I range from a 6 to an 8.5.

    As for taking baths, we have a garden tub with jacuzzi jets. I get the water as hot as I can stand and sit in there with the jets going for nearly and hour after hard days. Hhaaaaaaaa......
     
  9. Sonny

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    You are already dead right? ;)
     
  10. drapg

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    I'm a 9.0. I'm a hygiene freak, lone exception being that I hate shaving daily, so I look pretty scraggily most of the time. Plus I go months between haircuts and usually wear a cap to hide the fact.
     
  11. A-Train

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    I'm probably a 9, but my wife is a 25...She's always taking a bath...

    BTW, does anybody else shampoo their pubes?? I figure that your pubic hair probably takes more abuse than your regular hair, so you should dab a little shampoo in there while you are showering to keep them soft and manageable...mousse is optional...
     
  12. Iron McFist

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    :eek: Oh, my virgin ears!
     
  13. Rocketman95

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    RM95's Girl likes it when I make a Mohawk out of them.
     
  14. Behad

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    Ya know, I stared at that for a good 2 minutes before I figured out what you meant.

    Yes, I am dead. I knew I wouldn't last long.
     
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    if i put mousse on my pubs, my area would look like spud web with an afro!
     
  16. Rocketman95

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    That'd be Spud Webb, if the game includes proper nouns.
     
  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I guess mine would be more like Andre the Giant with wavy hair.
     
  18. Rocketman95

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    There's a reason why RM95's Girl sings Chance's Yao Ming song whenever we're in bed.
     
  19. Summer Song Giver

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    Enough with the visuals, jeesh!
     
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    Because it rhymes with 'small thing'?:rolleyes:
     

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