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Great Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Apr 10, 2004.

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  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Okay, I am on the way to work (about a 20 minute drive) to do some serious data entry work and I saw 2 bumper stickers on this Dodge truck that caught my eye. Then I got to thinking...what a great idea for a thread - great bumper stickers!!:D :D

    It has probably been done several times in the past, but let's do it again.

    The two were as follows:

    "The surgeon general never said anything about smokin' the competition."

    And my favorite:

    "Men aren't pigs. Pigs are gentle, sensitive, and intelligent creatures.":D

    Let's hear some others.
     
    #1 Manny Ramirez, Apr 10, 2004
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    "My other car is a Penis."
     
    #2 MR. MEOWGI, Apr 10, 2004
  3. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

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    my other ride is your daughter.
     
    #3 SWTsig, Apr 10, 2004
  4. codell

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    "My kid beat up your honor roll studen"
     
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  5. fadeaway

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    The misspelt word gives that message so much more depth. ;)
     
    #5 fadeaway, Apr 10, 2004
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    My other penis is a vagina.

    The Christian Right is neither.
     
    #6 Rocketman95, Apr 10, 2004
  7. Bailey

    Bailey Veteran Member

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    Now that I like! :D
     
    #7 Bailey, Apr 10, 2004
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Unfortunately, I've had some personal experience with this in the last day or so. My own freaking brother thinks it's fine to ridicule other's political and religious beliefs.
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Apr 10, 2004
  9. Molotov Cocktail

    Molotov Cocktail Member

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    "Support bacteria: it's the only culture in Fairbanks"
     
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  10. moestavern19

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    "My other car would run your ass down"

    "If can you read this get off my ass"
     
    #10 moestavern19, Apr 10, 2004
  11. Woofer

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    Is this going to get more political?
     
    #11 Woofer, Apr 10, 2004
  12. Batman Jones

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    "Crazy people have beautiful eyes."

    Beat that.
     
    #12 Batman Jones, Apr 10, 2004
  13. Lil Pun

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    My kid impregnated your honor student.

    I really hate those bumper stickers with a Confederate flag flying over the White House and a message saying "I Have a Dream" beside it. :mad:
     
    #13 Lil Pun, Apr 10, 2004
  14. giddyup

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    Not Fonda Kerry
     
    #14 giddyup, Apr 10, 2004
  15. rockets-#1

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    "S*** happens"
     
    #15 rockets-#1, Apr 10, 2004
  16. Uprising

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    "Saw 'em off"
     
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  17. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    So sad that a good chunk of a population at one school puts stickers on their cars attempting to humilate another, when in reality, it just makes them look stupid and makes the rest of the university look bad.
     
    #17 Rocketman95, Apr 10, 2004
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    "Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an *******"
     
    #18 ima_drummer2k, Apr 10, 2004
  19. Dave2000

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    #19 Dave2000, Apr 10, 2004
  20. plcmts17

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    my other car is a piece of s*** too

    bush + dick = screwed

    when I want your opinion I'll give it to you
     
    #20 plcmts17, Apr 10, 2004
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