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Got friendzoned after having sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jul 11, 2014.

  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    I don't even like this girl. However, she is really attractive. Her face is like an 8/10 and her body is 8.8/10, but her personality is complete garbage. Otherwise, I would be in love with this chick.

    Anyway, I asked my friends what they thought, and I should have expected it, but they immediately responded with penis jokes. I'm pretty confident in my size, but after a couple of hours of drinking and joking around, it got to me, so I got one of my buddies to take me to Wal-Mart to buy a pack of Trojan Magnums.

    I went home and got myself hard and slid it on. It fit just fine. No slippage or anything, which only made me more confused.

    Her reason for wanting to end our beneficial friendship was because I had smashed one of her best friends' cousins, and her friend told her about it. But she knew this before we had sex, so I don't know. That shouldn't even be a deal breaker?

    Any advice is appreciated
     
  2. Rox11

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    Need pics with toast and butter beside her...
     
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  3. mvpcrossxover

    mvpcrossxover Member

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    maybe your quick release is just that quick
     
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  4. Malcolm

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    What I advise you to do is go on youtube & list to The Black Phillip Show
     
  5. Tfj4

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    Dude hit her with your quick release free throw, b****es love the quick release.
     
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  6. "Snosrap

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    size doesnt matter if its a quick release...
     
  7. cheke64

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    She is a ho. Sounds like she did it to get back at somebody or forget someone. Anyways she realized the sex was weak and missed the other guy. Girls only **** you if they like you or just need the sex. Real homies help homies. Holla back. Brrrrrrrrrrrr.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    I got friendzoned by a hot girl I banged because she was upset I had slept with several models.

    Also, my immense wealth made her uncomfortable.

    Also, magnums are too small for me.

    Are any of these deal breakers?
     
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  9. what

    what Member

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    I'm so over these threads.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    And yet, you're not. Because you read and posted.
     
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    It's not the size of the of boat. It's the motion of the ocean. You probably got her sea sick.
     
  12. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    It's because you have a tiny wiener.
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    Paul

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    Paul's free throws suck. I just realized that
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Paul

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    Suck
     
  15. Haymitch

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    My penis is so big
     
  16. robbie380

    robbie380 ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ)
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    The ironing.
     
  17. HR Dept

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    My advise for you is to move on and take your mind off of her by doing things that you enjoy and are good at. Try going to the rec center and practice your triple threat stance by yourself on one of the side courts. Maybe record it like you usually do. Hang in there little fella.
     
  18. Bäumer

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    [​IMG]



    Also the magnums are pretty much the same size as regulars but just a little bigger. They charge more because they know they can get the little guys like you to buy them. It is all marketing. Congrats on losing the v-card though.
     
  19. Nice Rollin

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    Who wears condoms???
     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    It's called rejection. Move on.
     

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