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Good Ice Breaker Topics?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Al Capone, May 13, 2009.

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  1. Al Capone

    Al Capone Member

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    I've always wanted to know some good ice breaking topics when meeting with new people.


    So far the best one ive come up with so far is......



    "Hi, I have crabs"
     
  2. moestavern19

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    If you have to come up with something to talk about then you're probably ****ing boring to begin with.
     
  3. peleincubus

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    Just tell her "nice vagina". If she slaps you right away, it saves you time. If she doesn't, bingo!
     
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    Something cheesy is if you're into icebreakers (even if you're not, who cares) is offer her/him (the latter if you bat left handed) and regardless what they say , reply with something along the lines of "Oh ok, I was just trying to break the ice" or "Whew. Now that we've broken the ice".
     
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    Solid work moes. Very judgmental.
     
  7. macalu

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    the easiest ice breaker that works every time is, "hey i noticed your *insert accessory*, what's the story behind it?"

    people love to tell your stories about themselves.
     
  8. Al Capone

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    I tried that one, i ended up with a bottle of bud light up my ass
     
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    I usually tell chicks I am Steve Novak. I'll let you know when it works.
     
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    ...icebreaker topic.
     
  11. ubigred

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    Yao or Tmac...that should work
     
  12. Duncan McDonuts

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    You can also try talking with an accent. American girls dig that up. Only American, though. Other foreign girls could care less.
     
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    Sounds like a pretty successful night, then. You should try that one again.
     
  14. Landlord Landry

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    :confused: ?
     
  15. Duncan McDonuts

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    Go to another country and they won't care if you have an accent or not. In America, girls eat foreign accents up.
     
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    could NOT care less.
     
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    what is a thug
     
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    "... so what are your thoughts on the Princeton offense?"
     
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    check out this new iphone app
     
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    Ask her if she knows what roofies are? If she doesn't, you're in. Literally.
     

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