She Woke Up With 56 Stars Tattooed On Her Face Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: Style 12:00PM, Tuesday June 16th 2009 The Sun (UK) Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck is freaking the hell out. The Belgian teen asked for just three little star tattoos on her face. But she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars tattooed all over her cheeks, chin, forehead and nose. She’s now suing tattoo artist Rouslan Tourmaniantz to get the 53 tattoos—black stars that look like Lohan freckles—she didn’t want removed. “I think he didn’t understand what I wanted,” the teenager complained to the UK Sun. “He spoke only fractured English and French, but I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.” (The French words for three ("trois") and 56 ("cinqueante et six") sound nothing alike. Maybe go with hand gestures next time.) Tourmaniantz insists the teen asked for 56 tats and that allegations that he “doped” or “hypnotized” her are untrue.—[Sun UK] But even if he didn’t dope her, she must have been on something if she fell asleep the whole time it took a guy to tattoo 56 stars on her face. Whether this is a case of a crazy tattoo artist or a slurry teenage girl, the upshot is still the same: dude, that sucks. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-she-woke-up-with-56-stars-tattooed-on-her-face/ Starred for life TEENAGER Kimberley Vlaminck shows the 56 stars she claims were mistakenly tattooed on her face - after asking for just THREE. The 18-year-old blamed a language mix-up after she fell asleep in Rouslan Toumaniantz's chair. Kimberley faces a £9,000 bill for corrective surgery in Courtrai, Belgium - and moaned: "I look like a bloody freak." Romanian Toumaniantz, 37 - who is adorned with tattoos, piercings and rings - claims she was awake throughout and complained only after her dad and boyfriend threw a fit. He said: "She looked in the mirror several times. She asked for 56 stars and that's what she got." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...king-up-with-56-tattoo-stars-on-her-face.html
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No way in hell this girl is telling the truth. Unless she was wasted (in which case it would be tough for her to claim she was very clear on what she wanted on her face) she didn't fall asleep when someone was tattooing your FACE. That **** would have to hurt bad. And why in the hell would a tattoo artist put 56 stars on a person's face who only wanted 3. She wanted what she got and now she regrets it. The article's author's last name is Wakeman.
the fact that she actually wanted the 3 stars on her face to begin with is the more embarrassing aspect of this episode.
