After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. Me: Honey, let’s fall in love! Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? Me: No, I’m not. Talented girl: Are you a League member? Me: Well, no. Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class. … Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with. Me: Girl, let’s fall in love! Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before? Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment. Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love… 55555555555… Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me? Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea! Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. Me: … Then I said: Hello, uncle.
self study class?? hmm.... I didnt know they had classes to teach that...it always came natural to me. oh well...its a known fact that self studying helps prevent cancer...keep it up.
haha... you can't do literal translations... i bet in chinese this is pretty funny. for example dinosaur = fugly girl
Gotta stick with the lonely girl in my opinion. I mean, if you think she's lovely, and she thinks she's a dinosaur, you've got it made, right?
Watch out, dude. I think the third girl is part of the channel 2 on-line pedophile sting. Get some help, man!
