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Gift ideas for a black friend?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, Aug 6, 2009.

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  1. Mr. Brightside

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    It's my friend David's 25th birthday coming up. I don't know what to get him. He is black also. I don't want to seem culturally insensitive and get him something that might be offensive. He normally doesn't have a birthday celebration, but this is one of the first times he has had one so I have to buy a gift.

    He likes:

    Undergroud rap
    Skateboarding
    NFL football
    History Channel
    Aviator sunglasses
    Pong
    Facebook
    Usher cologne
    Pepperoni Pizza
    Joy Division
    The country of Denmark


    Do you have any suggestions? I can't think of much of anything at this point. His birthday is in two weeks.

    Thanks.
     
  2. moestavern19

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    in before the racism
     
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  3. No Worries

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    That would be my choice.

    :D
     
  4. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    LMAO, now that was comedic.

    Get him a subscription to JET he'll love it. :D
     
  5. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Yeah I have a feeling this isn't going to go well.
     
  6. thegary

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    since he's black, he might like a fried chicken dinner followed by watermelon for dessert.
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    A Barack Obama commemorative plate would be a nice touch.
     
  8. MoBalls

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    So you only have 1 black friend? I suggest going to Acres Homes and asking someone for this advice.

    "Excuse, me. If I were to give you a gift....what would YOU want?

    Try it.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Get him a golliwog.
     
  10. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    WTF is that? :confused:
     
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    i buy all my black friends a bottle of the Macallan 25; they seem to appreciate it.

    my black gay friends get the cask strength.
     
  12. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    This is a cleverly disguised "I have more eclectic tastes in friends than you do" thread.
     
  13. vlaurelio

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    Are you sure he's black? Have you seen his original BC?
     
  14. pippendagimp

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    get him a pair of bang & olufsen headphones (they sell em at apple store) and some undergroud rap music
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    An Australian doll.
     
  16. professorjay

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    A DVD or Blu-ray copy of My Life, starring Michael Keaton and Nicole Kidman.
     
  17. LonghornFan

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    A fat white girl?
     
  18. The_Yoyo

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    its Batman Jones' Birthday?
     
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    Get him something YOU, as a white person would like, such as a vintage t-shirt, a whole foods gift certicate, or tickets to a play, and hope he lets you borrow them.
     
  20. justtxyank

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    TJ or Basso voodoo doll.
     
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