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Ghetto Spelling

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  1. vaioavan63

    vaioavan63 Member

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    Ha ha ha I LOL'ed at these. Check it out.

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
    He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1. Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
    get that catacomb.
    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b**** rectum both.
    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
    they gonna send me back to the joint.
    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
    say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
    to the poolhall.
    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
    stain for dinner?"
    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
    Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
    Let us use it in a sentence.

    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
     
  2. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Member

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    ummm some are not bad.
     
  3. Dave2000

    Dave2000 Member

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    those were good, thanks for the laugh :p

    reminds me of those morons during Yao's rookie year saying "yaknowhatimean" is really saying Yao Ming :rolleyes:
     
  4. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Member

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    thats funny stuff.
     
  5. finalsbound

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    I'm still wondering which 5th grade teacher would make "penis" a vocabulary word.
     
  6. AMS

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    http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a393031e85131.htm

     
  7. finalsbound

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    I didn't even know 11 year-olds could have sex.
     
  8. AMS

    AMS Member

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    theres always those kids that go above and beyond.
     
  9. m_cable

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    I believe the phrase was actually, "nawmean".
     
  10. Blatz

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    Pretty good. They remind me of the redneck dictionary.
     

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