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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Molotov Cocktail, Sep 28, 2004.

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  1. Molotov Cocktail

    Molotov Cocktail Member

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    My girl dumped me on the ground yesterday, leaving for another guy. I'm thinking about being like George Clooney the rest of my life and being a permanent bachelor. Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled activities.
     
    #1 Molotov Cocktail, Sep 28, 2004
  2. droxford

    droxford Member

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    Sorry to hear about it, man. Gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, left-foot, right-foot, keep going forward. Focus on giving time to yourself and to other things in your life.

    -- droxford
     
    #2 droxford, Sep 28, 2004
  3. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Sorry to hear that. Look at your screen name and perhaps find some "therapy" in that.
     
    #3 Falcons Talon, Sep 28, 2004
  4. BrianKagy

    BrianKagy Member

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    My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
     
    #4 BrianKagy, Sep 28, 2004
  5. DanHiggsBeard

    DanHiggsBeard Member

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    craigslist casual encounters.
     
    #5 DanHiggsBeard, Sep 28, 2004
  6. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    #6 Falcons Talon, Sep 28, 2004
  7. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    Hit Treasures tonight - you'll find a new chick no problem.
     
    #7 bigtexxx, Sep 28, 2004
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Not sure if they have an Alaskan location. :)
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Sep 28, 2004
  9. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    My advice to you is to pop in Song For The Dumped, by Ben Folds Five

    So you wanted
    To take a break
    Slow it down some
    and have some space

    Well **** you too!!

    Give me my money back
    Give me my money back
    You b****
    I want my money back
    and don’t forget
    To give me back my black t-shirt

    Wish I hadn’t
    bought you dinner
    Right before you
    dumped me on your front porch

    Give me my money back
    Give me my money back
    You b****
    I want my money back

    And don't forget
    to give me back my black T-shirt
    AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!
     
    #9 ima_drummer2k, Sep 28, 2004
  10. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    If it was meant to be, it would have been. You are destined for better things.
     
    #10 AntiSonic, Sep 28, 2004
  11. HAYJON02

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    I'd say throw on some Alkaline Trio, light up a cigarette, and have a few beers. After all, b!tches aint **** but hoes and tricks. My buddy Tupac told me that.
     
    #11 HAYJON02, Sep 28, 2004
  12. Molotov Cocktail

    Molotov Cocktail Member

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    You all rule. Thanks for the kind words.

    Kagy, Jack Daniels is a miracle drug :D

    RM95, I think the Great Alaskan Bush Company might be in order!

    Drummer, I'm downloading that song right now.
     
    #12 Molotov Cocktail, Sep 28, 2004
  13. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I would emphasize the importance of perspective. Whenever I am feeling down, I like to consider my situation from the vantage point of pre-historic man, whose troubles included scavaging or hunting for food, and fending off attacks from wild animals. Then I consider my plight from the vantage point of outer space. My problem seems very small compared to the vast expanses of the earth.

    Then I figure out who caused my problem and I urinate in a cup (or bottle) and throw it inside their car.
     
    #13 El_Conquistador, Sep 28, 2004
  14. fadeaway

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    Four syllables: mas tur ba tion.
     
    #14 fadeaway, Sep 28, 2004
  15. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    MAS TUR BA TION CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!-CLAP!-CLAP!
     
    #15 bigtexxx, Sep 28, 2004
  16. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Actually, masturbation is a good way to avoid the clap...
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Sep 28, 2004
  17. No Worries

    No Worries Member

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    and only after you are considerably drunk do you need to call her and tell her what you really thinkl :)
     
    #17 No Worries, Sep 28, 2004
  18. Oski2005

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    I agree with ima.


    give me my money back, give me my money back, YOU b****!!!!
     
    #18 Oski2005, Sep 28, 2004
  19. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Make sure you let the new guy know that she loves it in the pooper.
     
    #19 Pole, Sep 28, 2004
  20. Master Baiter

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    I was thinking more along the lines of telling the new guy to think about your nuts in her mouth everytime he kisses her.
     
    #20 Master Baiter, Sep 28, 2004
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