Gay references in country songs?

Does Toby Keith singing count?

As you know, he has no boundaries and doesn't compromise.

 

Don't quit your day job.

Oh, you are a comedian?

Oops.

J/K AB. Do you have a website? I want to see your standup sometime.

 

OK, man... hungry for MATERIAL, huh?

It's "boot-scootin' boogie" and "Chatahoochie" would be another one. "I have friends in LOW places" should be another one... you know... LOWer places... their head is lower than mine... they're on their knees... whatever... work that bit... work it!

 

Never forget the classic: "There's a tear in my queer"

 

... "Waltz across Texas with Hugh"

 

"You know, don't go to Texas, man... in Texas there's only Cowboys, Steers and Queers, man..."
"Hey, man.... my mom is from Texas..."
"Oh... uhmmm... when's her next Rodeo? "

Meh. That joke's not that good, but this thread reminded me of it. There's a similar joke in Spanish about GAYs in Guadalajara:

"... in Guadalajara, there's only TRANSVESTITES, STRIPPERS, GAYS, and SOCCER PLAYERS..."
"Oh, yeah? Well, my mom's from Guadalajara."
"uhhhh... and what does she play, GOALIE?"

Still not a good joke for ya'll.

 

"Man, I feel like a woman"

 

you reminded me of Pablo Francisco's "Country Music Mexican Cowboys" bit on "Knee to the Groin".

Sent you an email 'bout it.

 

Boy... You're really stretching here. If you really want to do it right, write some material about the one song that actually sounds gay: Big and Rich - "Save a Horse, Ride a cowboy".

Actual Chorus:

Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

 

if you just take this part by itself...

 

Look at these pictues and try and convince me this guy ain't gay.

 

Their whole "act" is candyass.

Best I got is "Sancho & Lefty". Go easy, swoly.

 

Ok... ummm... lol... I am not getting the "Go easy" thing... ESL here, 'memmer?

I am thinking "Sancho" is the name in most Hispanic households for the guy who comes in after the husband leaves.

 

that mullet in the second picture... my eyes...

 

Not to mention he was wearing an apron in that Ford commercial where has was tailgating at the football game.. I mean come on, who wears an apron?

Plus he was staring at that hot link a little too curiously..

 

Obviously, you forgot the late 80's. EVERYONE had a mullet then, including me.

BTW, Toby Keith isn't gay. Pretty stupid political bashing on that one.

 

You picked a find time to leave me, Lou Seals

I don't know who Lou Seals is, but he is out there breaking hearts, people.