"Marc Jackson" by G-Man (to the tune of "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast) Yeah this one right here goes out to the primadonna, primadonna's mama, mama's mama, agents' mama's, mamas Yeah, go like this (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times Poor baby, ya primadonna, don't like me You be doin things like have them boys from Houston Texas come To the table trying to fight me You need to get a, piece of the American pie and sign this contract That's our team, an' we'll decide who plays and who makes contact And let your agent know this is the NBA, but not his paycheck Gym shoes, plane rides, ****, medical bills WE PAY THAT We love Damp and everything, but see we can't trust him not to lay down You wanna rip us up, start a custody war, our laywers stay down You never got a chance to hear our side of the story we was divided You got the playing time and minutes If you just play hard its decided Despite it, we show you the utmost respect when this falls through All you, do is trash our name when the press calls you, yeah (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times You and Adonal Got a special thang goin on You say it aint enough We say it's full blown Couldn't let ya get away Jus' get away for nothin' You can b**** 'bout yo playing time But ya got to give us something, Marc Jackson Ten fans out of nine, aren't buying this design The quickest muzzle throw it on yo mouth and U'll be fine Kings and Knicks, Sonics and Rockets, together dream Bout you bangin' boards for their team Anytime this year, I hope you stay with us forever Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever? Forever never seems that long if you're traded And notice that the 90 day freeze period won't be too long Marc Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could Become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder Thoughts of me, thoughts of we, thoughts of thee Askin' what happened to the feeling that you and me Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads It happened all last season one can't be, mad So know just know that everything is cool And yes you will be present when we take them teams to school, then the playoffs (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times Uh, uh, yeah "Look at the way they treat me", ****, look at the way you treat "Team" See your little nosy-ass agent's got your ass sent up the creek G Without a paddle, you left to straddle and ride this thing out Now you and your boy ain't speaking no more cuz my money all in his pocket Know what I'm talking about? Jealousy, infidelity, envy Mistreating, the team thing, listen to C they be the same thing So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song Let bygones be bygones, or you can go on and get the hell on You to Chicago (Chorus): We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times We're sorry Marc Jackson (OOOH) Our team just sucks Never meant to make your mama cry I apologize a trillion times
What are you rolling your eyes at? That was an awesome post! As soon as I saw it I listened to Mrs. Jackson with your new lyrics . I think someone who knows how should actually make a remix of the song with the new words, like the Moochie and Bullard songs.
That is the single greatest first post I have ever seen in my 5+ lurking years. Especially the line with "Adonal". "You and Adonal got a special thang goin on". "A SPECIAL THANG", it hurts! Poetry. I bow.
Thanks guys! I actually got the idea for the chorus at the end of last season when it looked like Jax wasn't getting the ROY, because basically... the Warriors suck. The Adonal line has been in my head for some time as well, I just updated to fit the current situation. I actually wrote it all down for the first time last night. Yeah I'm a newbie, but I've trolled by before. (I was no where close on the clutchcity NBA Draft contest. lol.) BTW, I'm actually a Warriors fan. (Don't laugh.) But some of the folks on their board thought Rockets fans would appreciate it. (I'm still scratching my head on why the W's matched the contract.) Anyway, best of luck this season and thanks for the props. -orinda
yeah, I busted a gut reading that. not literally, but you get the point. I'd have to say that out of all other teams fans that visit the board, warrior fans are definitely the coolest.(at least so far )
I knew I smelled a rat. Most of the fans here wanted Jax here, so someone to write Ms. Jackson mocking him had to be a warriors fan. Thanx for buring him in your rotation. Ya'll might have a better season because of the depth of your front court. Might. Welcome Newbie.
orindahoops: You obviously have too much time on your hands...even more than me! I probably would have liked your parody except that I couldn't stand the original.
How about Titans fans???????? Orindahoops you from the Bay Area? I say all the CC.net dwellers in the Bay need to hit up a Warriors game together. Seats are cheap, like 10 bucks if you get them early. Maybe this is the wrong thread but what the hell.
Yo that was killa. Say, orindahoops, sound like I remember your name from somewhere. Did you use to lurk on the Niketalk board?
