GameCrush: Pay to play games with hot girls!

Depressio · Mar 23, 2010

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

The article speaks for itself, but here's the hilarious intro:

On GameCrush, guys are Players and girls are PlayDates. Players pay to play and PlayDates get paid to play. Guys can browse PlayDate profiles (there are currently around 1,200), view photos, and even chat with girls for free. Publicityhazard's turn ons include vibrating controllers, for instance, and is turned off by three red lights. Once you find a gal you fancy you send her a game invite and if she accepts you get six to ten minutes of one-on-one gaming time. PlayDates have the ability to block any guy they want for any reason. When the service launches tomorrow it will only support the Xbox 360 and a few casual games hosted on the GameCrush website, but there are plans to add PlayStation 3, Wii, and World of Warcraft support as soon as possible.

You must be 18 or over to create a GameCrush account -- it's being touted as the first social site for adult gamers. It's not an explicitly explicit service, but PlayDates set their gaming mood to either "flirty" or "dirty." What the two of you chat about is entirely up to you. Signing up is free, but you must purchase credits in order to get your game on. For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.
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This screams profit, sadly.

Yonkers · Mar 23, 2010

Wow. That is sad. And you're right, they'll probably make money.

The_Yoyo · Mar 23, 2010

TSchmal said:

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

The article speaks for itself, but here's the hilarious intro:

This screams profit, sadly.
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dammit why cant I ever come up with ingenious schemes like this??

Salvy · Mar 24, 2010

I would never in the world pay for this.... But I would love beat the hell out of one these chicks in Halo....

rhino17 · Mar 24, 2010

The few times there is a girl on xbox live, there are always a ton of loser kids that follow the girl around and think they are cool or something.

mic · Mar 24, 2010

I saw this last night and let my friends know that they all owe me a lot of money. I think I've finally secured funding for grad school

Depressio · Sep 29, 2010

Haha, this service went live: http://www.downloadsquad.com/2010/09/28/gamecrush-play-video-games-with-hot-girls/

Sebastian Anthony said:

GameCrush is just like prostitution, but with boys buying game time rather than sexy time from a dizzying array of cute, gamer girls. The service, which has been privately beta testing since the start of the year, launches today around 3PM Pacific time. 'Lots of girls have already signed up,' an internal source told us earlier, while we enjoyed a game of topless Call of Duty.

Just like prostitution, some of the girls are cuter than others -- and some are better at what they do, too -- but they're all available as potential PlayDates (seriously). All you have to do is whip out your credit card (it's $0.60 per minute), grab your joystick and game. Every girl has a camera, and I'm told by an inside source that many of the girls are quite, er, accommodating. Understandable, considering a good girl can earn more than $20 per hour if she behaves well.

According to the press release, any game works with their system -- but in fact there are only specific games at launch that will be playable with a companion. If you prefer one-handed, left-hand-stretched-over-to-the-mouse gaming, there's also a bunch of casual, browser-based games that you can play with your PlayDate.

Finally, in case you were wondering (because I know I was) guys can also sign up. I've already done so! Girls can pay to play with me. What an awesome world we live in, gentlemen.
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I also like one of the comments in the article:

dustin said:

Heck yes. Time to talk to my female friends, set up an apartment with 5 or 10 computers w/webcams, create them profiles and be a cyber-game-pimp dude

i can picture it now "Ay ho, where my money? you aint been keepin yo gamer score up..i needs to gets paid soonnn"
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Oski2005 · Sep 29, 2010

I want a site where I can pay to not play with annoying racist 14 year olds.

SwoLy-D · Sep 29, 2010

I am going to create Pimp©... a place where you can earn lots of dough from your hoes... I just hope no one has beat me to it...

rhadamanthus · Sep 29, 2010

Oski2005 said:

I want a site where I can pay to not play with annoying racist 14 year olds.
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This. I hate online gaming. Actually, I hate anything that involves being forced to put up with assholes to enjoy something unrelated.

Qball · Sep 29, 2010

peleincubus · Sep 29, 2010

rhadamanthus said:

This. I hate online gaming. Actually, I hate anything that involves being forced to put up with assholes to enjoy something unrelated.
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or the people that purposely lose. love that

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