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[Game] Funny Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Jun 14, 2007.

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm bored...

    Guess what movie the quote is from and who said it, then list your own. Try not to make them TOO obvious or TOO obscure. I guess I'll start with the one from my sig.

    "Spalding get your foot off the boat!!"
     
  2. Austin70

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    Caddyshack.

    What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
     
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    kingpin
     
  4. MadMax

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    i just laughed out loud. literally. :D ted knight was a master of delivery.
     
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    "That john denver is full of S**t man"
     
  6. Faos

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    I don't think I've ever laughed harder or louder in a theater. I still remember where I saw this. I was watching a matinee of this in Atlanta on a business trip.
    There were about 20 dudes in the theatre. After that line I couldn't stop laughing and I remember some other guy about 5 rows in front of me had the same problem.

    NSFW

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  7. DonkeyMagic

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    kingpin was a very underrated comedy, imo.

    "Hey...Not you...Hey"

    "sweetheart, do me a favor and wash that perfume off before you come back"

    classic bill murray
     
  8. oomp

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    “You can imagine where it goes from here…”

    "He fixes the cable?"
     
  9. Austin70

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    Dumb and Dumber
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Don't be fatuous, Jeffry.

    Greatest. Movie. Ever.

    Not a movie, but close:

    "So when does CPR become necrophilia?"
     
  11. Lil Pun

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    Some funny quotes I just don't get. I love Caddyshack and I laugh every time I hear Smails say that line, among the many in that film, but why is it so funny? Just like "You look like Ghandi." Don't know why it's funny? What is it?
     
  12. Jugdish

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    Lebowski



    "I have to go home and...LIFT WEIGHTS. What?"
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    Isn't that the Cable Guy?
     
  14. Faos

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    Another underrated classic. It got ZERO love, but I always thought highly of it.
     
  15. Lil Pun

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    Nope. :(

    I went with the first thing that made me think of. LOL!
     
  16. dntrwl

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    Oh, my God. Sh*t everywhere. There's sh*t everywhere! Damnit! There's sh*t on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of sh*t! He sh*t everywhere! Look what he did! He sh*t all over the walls! There's sh*t everywhere!
     
  17. MR. MEOWGI

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    "Please remove the octopus from my Cadillac."
     
  18. RunninRaven

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    Nobody has gotten Buck's or Jugdish's yet and you guys are posting new quotes.

    Jugdish, I KNOW what that line is from, but I can't get the picture in my head. I can remember the exact inflection and everything of how he said it, even kind of remember the confused look on his face when he said "What?" but I can't think of who or what movie. It is really irritating me.
     
  19. RunninRaven

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    I GOT IT.

    Dirty Work.

    Norm McDonald's genius is highly underappreciated.

    Edit: And as for any contribution to the guessing...well, just use my signature as the next entry if you like.
     
  20. Rocketman95

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    Buck's doesn't count because it's not a movie. :)

    No idea on Jugdish's.
     

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