Ok, who wants to add some from game chats? http://www.bash.org/?top t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT *** *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right
Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars Cthon98> ********* see! AzureDiamond> hunter2 AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me Cthon98> AzureDiamond> ******* Cthon98> thats what I see AzureDiamond> oh, really? Cthon98> Absolutely AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* AzureDiamond> awesome! AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw AzureDiamond> oh, ok. hahaha
There are a few on there involving moestavern and myself...but I can't remember what they are right now.
Okay, found them. The last one I changed the names in the chat because I was afraid the bash.org people wouldn't accept too many entrees from the same people. #11322 +(331)- [X] <RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing <moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass p*rn <RunninRaven> What did he say? <moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com #14843 +(188)- [X] <Azadre> Computers kick ass <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today <Azadre> My ass hurts <Western_Chee> i was about to buy **** from express for men *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint <Puedlfor> I do what I can #38284 +(1311)- [X] <JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes. <melipompous> lol <JerryBeep> You b*stard.
Code: #171987 +(8603)- [X] <@Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <@Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <@RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <@Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <@RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao #368808 +(6900)- [X] <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing <@Malpine> Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit
[Guest39859] Why yao not score? [Guest28598] jvg stupid [Guest23889] Why TMac hate yao? [moestavern19] Hey, so a guy walks into a bar. [mode +b dork!dufus@.lompocprison.com] [DrOfDunk kick-bans moestavern19] [Guest19858] Why am I banned on Clutchfans.net? I did nothing. Dunk? Unban me. [DrOfDunk] Can't. Shut up. PBP is going on [R2K] TaMC passes it to oyAO. out top. to refar. back to... damn, I can't type, somebody else do this [Uprising] I got it R2k. [R2K] lawl. cool. [Uprising] TMac in to Yao. [Uprising] Yao passes it to Head for 3. Miss. [Uprising] reb batt [Uprising] Out to Tmac [Uprising] misses the **** [mode +b typo!master@@.typosgotmebanned.com] [DrOfDunk kick-bans Uprising] [DrOfDunk] Damn, autokick got him. It's SHOT. SHOT. SHOT!! He does that every game. =/ [Guest11855] score? [DrOfDunk] 35-28 Rox 4:35 2nd [Guest11855] score? [DrOfDunk] =| [DrOfDunk] Timeout. [private message - moestavern] dude. [Guest11985] Is Yao in? [DrOfDunk] no. resting on bench. [Guest11985] ok thx. [Guest11985] Is Yao in now? [DrOfDunk] no. [Guest11985] how about now? [DrOfDunk] no. [joe] mommy. i need to go wee wee. [GoatEatingMidget] wth? [Guest11985] jvg sux. phil jakcson better. [Guest18588] Ni Hao [DrOfDunk] Please keep conversations in English. Thanks. [Guest18588] Dui Bu Qi [DrOfDunk] =/ **R2K +m's channel
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud' * Anubis has joined #doghouse [Anubis] what fraud? [Kadmium] You haven't heard about it? [Anubis] no? [Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com [Anubis] omg wtf! *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
LOLification, bejezuz... a little NSFW tag would have been nice for those who don't know... or maybe they can be part of the fraud...?
LOL. Pure gold, some of these. ------------------------------------ [anamexis> oh man [anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind [anamexis> and it exploded [anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard [anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers) [anamexis> :<
#8102 +(7801)- [X] <glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! <content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <glome> Who me?! <content> Yes you! <glome> Couldn't be! <content> Then WHO?!! <glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (**** you i didn't touch the mother****ing cookie, b****) ------------------------------------------------------ #77904 +(7209)- [X] <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% ------------------------------------------------------ #329292 +(6581)- [X] <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall ------------------------------------------------------ #670375 +(5898)- [X] <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z <JonTG> wait, ****
finalsbound!! do you still have the chat logs from after the Suns game?? Im at work so I dont have it right here. clean it up as you can and post it...that stuff was hilarious with you, kam, IROC, ATrain and T-Mac. Doc. /me +m this thread
erno< hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is. ------------ midi< if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail midi< with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see midi< him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater midi< is indeed your bladder... midi< (or so said one of my scoutmasters...) Squeedle] midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to Squeedle] get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them midi< squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if midi< you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face. midi< it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that? Squeedle< well hey, what more can you ask for hoche< o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you hoche< can pee on me! o/~ Squeedle< schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of Squeedle< others midi< which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural midi< selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win. -------------- zimalicious< size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it. Ralp< But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing? Mattress< hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?
