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Funny graffiti on the back of toilet doors

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  1. hotblooded

    hotblooded Member

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    What are some of the funny graffiti that made you laugh out loud.

    Sometimes, there are really hilarious ones on the back of toilet doors. I saw a few this week, that made me chuckle while I was in the bathroom.

    Someone wrote:
    "where can I get some good pot, thanks"

    Another replied
    "I heard Bunnings Warehouse got some good pots"


    Someone wrote:
    "Does anyone know where can I get some good pu$$y"

    Another replied
    "Dude, its the men's toilet..."


    Someone wrote:
    "I cant believe the number of people that takes a dump with a black marker"
     
  2. Asian Sensation

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    Sounds like you drop a lotta deuces at some weird places.
     
  3. AMS

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    sounds like UH
     
  4. hotblooded

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    Its at my uni
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    The best one is the classic that I used to see at the bowling alley growing up (when I was about 8 to 14 years old):

    "Here I sit all broken-hearted, wanted to ***** but only farted."
     
  6. KingHRockets

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    U of H is filled with this kind a crap...there was even one toliet with a full drawn naked women without a head though :)
     
  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Here I sit broken hearted, tried to **** but only farted.

    I'm a man, trapped in a woman's body, trapped in a man's body.
     
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    What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hands.
     
  9. swilkins

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    My Dad told me this years ago.

    He walked into a bathroom that normally was riddled with all sorts of stuff, but had just been freshly painted. He just happened to glance over at this one spot freshly dried and there had been these words just written.

    "The Painter's brush can't quiet my pen. The sh!thouse poet has struck again."

    I always loved that.

    :D
     
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    "Your soaking in it!"

    Reference to an old Palmolive dishwashing soap ad. Thought is was oddly funny.
     
  11. heypartner

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    Saw this at Rudyards,

    To err is human
    To moo, bovine

    That made me laugh. Rudyards best graffiti was a drawing using a electrical conduit...anyone know what i'm talking about.

    Saw this at Valhalla,

    Graduate school.
    It's not just a job; it's an indenture.
     
  12. Lil Pun

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    "To have your c*ck royally sucked, call Patricia at (870) 275-****"
     
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    Life is like baseball 3 strikes and you're out but its a lil bit harder becasue you're only up to bet once



    (points for the call back)
     
  14. swilkins

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    You even included the italics.

    Nice touch.

    :D
     
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    Now that he has been quoted his life is complete.
     
  16. No Worries

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    Those who write on sh**house walls
    Roll their sh** in tiny balls
    Those read these words of wit
    Eat those tiny balls of sh**.
     
  17. swilkins

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    ewwww
     
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    Awww did you have to give him the satisfaction?
     
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    A horizontal line drawn about 6 feet up the wall with the comment "If you can pee above this line, the fire department needs you."

    There were stains...
     
  20. swilkins

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    stick your d!ck in this hole
    The End
     

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