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Funny Google Search

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Stack24, Apr 30, 2006.

  1. Stack24

    Stack24 Member

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    Okay...i don't know if anyone has heard of this or tried it...and no i am not making this into some freaking political debate so it gets moved..it's just kind of funny how search engines work or goole for that matter.

    I just got back from Ad-Tech in San Francisco..which is basically a convention for interenet advertising marking, search engine optimization and all this other crap...and in one of the study forum sessions they were trying to explain how google is hard to figure out but once you get good at it you can get higher rankings...

    Anyways he was like take for instance the google search for "miserable failure". He said go try it on google and see what the number one ranking site is.....i had never known what it was and then i went to a computer and checked it out and it was pretty funny either way....

    so do a google search for miserable failure.... and see what comes as the number 1 site...
     
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    Bringing up politics in a convention is very unprofessional.
     
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    Welcome to 6 years ago. :)
     
  5. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Give the guy a break... he runs a sports bar, he's not a geek.

    Well then again, he could be a geek that runs a sports bar, in which case he should be ridiculed mercilessly! ;)
     
  6. Stack24

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    Wasn't really brought up that way....it's not like he told us what the search brought up...he was explaining how werid googles algorythms and indexing is. I could understand if he went further in the discussions....

    As far as knowing about it....yeah i guess i would have to say im behind on the google searches...i haven't went into big researches regarding them...

    Dr. i think i should be ridiculed...cause im a geek....my business is all technology before i ever got into the bar scene...i guess im a bit behind on this one...not just a bit but according to the post years behind lol.... I guess i tend to keep up with everything else except stuff like that....

    Lock it up before i get flammed away hahah..
     
  7. thadeus

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    Yeah, google bombs are neat.

    Try typing in "french military victories" and then hitting the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    Don't worry man, a lot of former IT people have been driven to going to bars... it's a depressing industry at times. :D
     
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    What don't you love about long hours, few raises, and no recognition?
     
  10. Aceshigh7

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    Searching for "waffles" brings up johnkerry.com. Hahaha.
     
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    bill gates sent me an email saying he would give me a dollar for every person I forward it to so he can test out a new program. He can afford it so its probably true.
     
  12. Preston27

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    Hey stack, didn't want to make a new topic, but did you call into the David Stein Show just now?
     
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    I'll be pissed if he did. I catch that show all the time since I'm a night owl, but not tonight. I'd hate to think that I missed Khalil telling David what's good in his life or who he wants to take shopping and then shackle in the basement (but it sure as hell better not be ME) :eek:
     
  14. Preston27

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    The thing good in the guy's life was that he owned a sports bar in houston, and I wasn't paying much attention before that but I think he was identified as Khalil. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
     
  15. Stack24

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    Nope not me....didn't call any radio show. Ive only called one radio show and commented on the rockets...so it definitly wasn't me...
     
  16. Jeff

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    LOL!!! :D
     
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    Mexico, 1863-1864.
    France attempts to take advantage of Mexico's weakness following its thorough thrashing by the U.S. 20 years earlier ("Halls of Montezuma"). Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen). Booted out of the country a little over a year after arrival.

    "Pa' fuera, p*tos!" [KICK!] :D
     
  18. Preston27

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    Alright. I probably just heard the name wrong. As I said, I wasn't paying much attention til the guy talked about owning the sports bar.
     

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