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Funny but Scary - Add to Palin's greatest hits

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  1. Zboy

    Zboy Member

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    Canadian Radio station (comedian) calls Sarah Palin pretending to be French President. Palin falls for it and keeps on rambling as she usually does. It's obviously funny but the scary part is that she does not get it even though it gets increasingly absurd... "Nalin Palin???". Finally, when the guy tells her it IS a prank call, she hands the phone to her assistant. What an idiot.

    Audio in the link below.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/01/masked-avengers-prank-cal_n_140023.html
     
  2. lalala902102001

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    This is frigging hilarious.
     
  3. Locke

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    "It was some some radio station in France."
     
  4. Cannonball

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    Here's a doozy:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,445872,00.html

    Excerpt from an interview with Gretta Van Susteren:

    "We realize that more and more Americans are starting to see the light there and understand the contrast. And we talk a lot about, OK, we're confident that we're going to win on Tuesday, so from there, the first 100 days, how are we going to kick in the plan that will get this economy back on the right track and really shore up the strategies that we need over in Iraq and Iran to win these wars?"

    IRAN? WTF? Does she know something we don't know? Is this just a screw up or is there already some intention to go into Iran just like Bush already had a desire to go into Iraq?
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Sorry for the 2nd post, but I forgot the video:
    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4D9LofMCa8A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4D9LofMCa8A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  6. s land balla

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    How would one get Sarah Palin's cell number??
     
  7. lpbman

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    It might be the funnest thing I've ever heard, except she has a chance to be president some day.

    Truly frightening.
     
  8. ChrisBosh

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    LOL that was great. He made so much crap up and she' didn't get any of it....
     
  9. Northside Storm

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    Understanding French brings this to another level...

    Translated...

    2:04-"On pourra tuer des bebe phoques aussi"
    "We can kill baby seals too."

    4:03 (Joe the Plumber in "french")-"Du rouge de levre sur un cochon"
    "Lipstick on a pig."
     
  10. geeimsobored

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    rofl haha
     
  11. BetterThanEver

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    She was speechless about the documentary called Nailin' Paylin. LOL.

    Having Canada and Russia as neighbors doesn't help with foreign relations, after all. Steph Carse
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    Radio Show Host: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend the Prime Minister of Canada, Steph Carse.
    Palin: Well, he's doing fine too. And yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong, you work that much harder -


    Canadian singer Steph Carse
    [​IMG]


    Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Zion

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    Good Lord this women Dumb.

    I mean WTF! are you friggin kidding me. After the numerous inappropriate remarks it did not register that there was someything quite not right about the whole thing. They had to actually tell her she was being pranked. How much longer could they have gone on for.
     
  13. glynch

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    They should have gone on longer.

    Incredible. :)
     
  14. OGKashMoney

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    Even if you are the most generous person and you give her a break on every party of that prank call, she should have known it was fake once they talked about the porno movie. :D I can't believe she just listened, agreed, and thanked him. LOL! :eek:
     
  15. Yao_Mac

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    LMAO I can't believe she couldn't realize it was a prank 2:00 in...

    Talking about hunting and Joe the Plumber song...man...
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    She is Peggy Hill personified.
     
  17. Zion

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    Even after she is told it's a prank instead of trying to play it off and ease out of the conversation to save face. She starts asking for call letters before her handlers grab the phone from her. Shows you how much they trust her.
     
  18. Oski2005

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    These guys have an impressive list: Queen Elizabeth, Jacques Chirac, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bono, etc.
     
  19. Zboy

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    Here's the transcript...

    SP Assist = Sarah Palin's Assistant
    MA = Masked Avengers
    SP = Sarah Palin
    FNS = Fake Nicolas Sarkozy

    Ring

    SP Assist: This is Lexi.
    MA: Hello, Lexi. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

    SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
    MA: No problem.

    SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
    MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
    SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line.

    SP: This is Sarah.
    MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

    SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
    MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
    SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.

    FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
    SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

    FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
    SP: Oh...so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

    FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
    SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

    FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
    SP: Yes! Good!

    FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
    SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and--

    FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
    SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish—

    FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
    SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

    FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
    SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

    FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
    SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

    FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
    SP: [Giggle]

    FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi" [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
    SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

    FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
    SP: [Hahahaha]

    FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
    SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

    FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
    SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

    FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM].
    SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

    FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
    SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

    FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
    SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

    FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
    SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

    FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I've seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber..."
    SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

    FNS: I just want to be sure, I don’t’ quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber," that’s not your husband, right?
    SP: Mmhmm, that’s into my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

    FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui."
    SP: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

    FNS: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
    SP: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.

    FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s "Nailin Palin."
    SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

    FNS: That was really edgy.
    SP: [Laughs] Well good.

    FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
    By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
    SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell she’s pissed]

    FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
    SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
    [SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

    MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
    [Man’s voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
    SP Assist: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

    http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/11/1/163922/235/763/649110
     
  20. yaoluv

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    I will happy after Nov 4th never hearing the phrase 'shore up' again
     

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