http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
Wait a second. Am I reading this correctly? Was the mom still married while she was having her 'cyber-relationship' with what turned out to be her son? If so, holy crap. That must make for some interesting dinner conversation between the three of them.
As for this family... I think Dad ought to start putting some romance into his marriage. Obviously Mom has been feeling lonely and looking around. (how do they face each other after all this, especially the mom and son?) It was bound to happen sooner or later, though. Internet romance = bad idea. Just bad. Save your attention for people you know in real life.
This thread has potential! I harken back to one of the greatest threads in the history of CC.Net. HO HO HO
While a sickening shocker I'm sure, they do say men tend to be attracted to women that remind them of their mother, even if only subliminally through speech patterns and vocabulary. What I wonder is just how "intense" the cyber chatting had been. And then, how would that remind him of her subliminally enough to plan a meeting? Coming from Canterbury House & Greek Tales Publishing... "My Mom The Cyber Hoe" aka "My Mom The Potty Mouth"
I think T_J is referring to the time he went cruising match.com for dudes and stumbled across RM95's profile.
And that's all the man would do after finding out his wife had a romantic relationship with a "John Doe" on the internet and even tried to meet him?
I disagree. Ask RM95 if marrying his wife was a bad idea - after all, he met her over the Internet. I have dated several different women (including one exclusively now) through the Internet and I have never had problems. I realize it is not for everyone, but for some people, it is the best way to meet women. However, you have to take precautions and one thing this guy in the story did not do was ask for more pictures. I'm sorry but seeing only 1 picture of a woman that you are talking to over the Internet is just asking for trouble. He should have asked for more pictures. And I am absolutely shocked that his mother is not divorced - it sounds like she should be now.
Did they ever cyber? If so, that is freaking sick. Well hell, him just talking with his mom on the net is sick.
