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Written by Matthew J. Maurer of nbadraftreport.com read I laughed!

"Now what was the reason that the Portland Trailblazers got Derek Anderson again? While Derek Anderson has been injured, Bonzi Wells has been the truth scoring over 24 Points Per Game his play is making all of Portland say "That guy on the bench he’s on a 10-day contract isn’t he."
Well instead of Michael Jordan donating all his money this season to the relief effort, maybe he should do an endorsement deal with a brick company. You know something like "For every brick I shoot there will be one donated to rebuilding efforts of New York City." with him, the World Trade Center would be rebuilt within a year! I know four games is hardly enough time to see how well he will do but shooting below 40% is kind of disgusting.

Since Trick or Treat just went by here’s what the players would be if they were candy:

Favorite Candy: (Mr. Goodbar, Hershey’s chocolate, Baby Ruth)

Kobe Bryant, Shaq, T-Mac, G-Hill, Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Bonzi Wells, and Vince Carter,

Candy that doesn’t have the same taste like it once did: (Fifth Avenue, and Reese Peanut Butter Cups)

Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Danny Manning and Hakeem Olajuwon.

Candy that you gladly trade to your friends: (Almond Joy’s)

Courtney Alexander, Derek Anderson, Antoine Walker (I don’t care what numbers he puts up he shoots like crap.)

New candy that’s not to bad: (Sour Apple and Carmel Loli Pops)

Jamaal Tinsley, Richard Jefferson, Andrei Kirilenko, Speedy Claxton, and Shane Battier

Nasty Candy That Sits in Your Dish All Year Long: (Black Licorice and the little Root Beers)

Eric Montross, Every ex-Duke player excluding G-Hill and E. Brand, Scott Padgett, Mateen Cleaves, and Bryce Drew .

Just heard that Jason Williams of the Memphis Grizzlies is going to star in the new Budweiser commercial with the three frogs. The commercial begins when the frogs are sitting in the NBA arena watching Jason play then they speak their famous lines:

Frog 1: Turn

Frog2: ov

Frog 3: er

(Repeat)

Frog 1:Turn

Frog 2v

Frog 3: er

(Repeat)

2002 Maurer Team Rankings

1.) Los Angeles Lakers

2.) San Antonio Spurs

3.) Sacramento Kings

4.) Orlando Magic

5.) Milwaukee Bucks

6.) Toronto Raptors

7.) Dallas Mavericks

8.) Philadelphia 76ers

9.) Portland Trailblazers

10.) Phoenix Suns

11.) Charlotte Hornets

12.) Minnesota Timberwolves

13.) Utah Jazz

14.) Houston Rockets

15.) Los Angeles Clippers

16.) New York Knicks

17.) Indiana Pacers

18.) Boston Celtics

19.) New Jersey Nets

20.) Miami Heat

21.) Atlanta Hawks

22.) Golden St. Warriors

23.) Denver Nuggets

24.) Washington Wizards

25.) Seattle Supersonics

26.) Detroit Pistons

27.) Memphis Grizzlies

28.) Cleveland Cavaliers

29.) Chicago Bulls